Diva of the Dead and Nightmare Man

Princess Diva of the Dead

Who are you?:

Princess Diva of the DEAD is a princess zombie. A fresh zombie still all bloody not yet began to rot and fall apart. She always wears her princess sash , her sparkly jewels , and her tiara. She's a hugger so be prepared to get a lil blood on you(dont worry it washes) . Most of all ... watch out , she BITES!

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

are you a dead prom queen..... NO I'm a zombie princess

2) Is there anything in your closet that you've borrowed from someone else?

nothing in my closet that i borrowed , my stuff in my friends closet.she is a ditz and forgets to return things

3) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

LIVER!!!! fucking discusting. as a child my mom would make me eat it even though she knew i hated it.i would literally gag and still have to eat it. pepper , hate it. peas... aka puke balls

4) Have you ever had the pleasure of running into a wall, door, screen, window, or sliding door?

i know this will be funny but it was done by a smartass just to piss me off but i got hurt.... when married i was heading to bed one night and all lights were out the bedroom one and i have a night vision problem... so the asshole decided to shut off the bedroom light as he knew i was headed that way , just in time for me to lose sight and slam into the bedroom doorway(twice because my head bounced)

5) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

celine dion!!! i cant stand one word that comes out of her mouth talking or singing.always sounds like she has a pile of shit in her mouth.

6) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly one?'

hells yes!! maybe its a trick to get the ugly ones to go in , they wanna see if there is someone uglier ? hahaha

7) A rough estimate of how many different words you know for 'breasts:'

bags of sand ..ehhhh.. probably 20

8) Rollercoasters - are you just a line buddy or a coaster warrior?

Warrior although at times its been hard to walk after riding from getting scared but hey thats why I ride em

9) Is there an accent that gets on your nerves?

THE FAKE ONES

10) Do you talk to your pets as if they're human? Do they understand or talk back?

ofcorse. they do! lastnight I put the cat in the bathroom and was headed to bed , he started to follow me and I said "no you stay back" he literally backed up and sat down. (have a guinea pig and dont wanna wake to his remains after the cat decides to have a midnight snack while im in bed)

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

be sure to watch my new show A Deadly Dose of Diva first episode being recorded today on Halloween. It will be on Facebook and youtube
join my Diva of the dead fanpage
divaofthedead.com
shout outs... too many to list.. loves to all my friends and family

Nightmare Man

Who are you?:

The Nightmareman (horror icon impersonator/host of The Nightmare Hour

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

Who won,freddy or jason? answer- go watch the movie! AND..Arent you hot in your costume? answer- DUH!

2) What trend in recently made films are you sick of seeing?

Remakes of the originals.

3) Are you obsessive/OCD about anything?

Yes,with pursuing my goals in the entertainment field.

4) What do YOU consider to be the root of all evil?

The way this world is ran.

5) What was the last traffic ticket you received for?

seatbelt.

6) Do you get pissed off or do you get even?

Both

7) Do you sing in the shower/bathroom?

Yes

8) Do you think tan lines are sexy?

Hmm never gave it thought.Id say a bikini line for a lady.

9) Have you ever felt like you belong in a different time?

Yes,back in the 80s.

10) Your favourite dirty phrase, without using swear words:

Aint that a dang shame.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Tune into my show,The Nightmare Hour on Youtube. To subscribe-http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNightmareman22
oh and last words- KEEP ON ASLASHIN

Bianca Barnett

Who are you?:

I am a professional actress, model, and full-time student. I played Pig Bitch in "Albino Farm" (playing on Showtime channels July - November, available on Netflix, Blockbuster, iTunes, Amazon, my website... everywhere!) and organ thief, Marlena, in "In a Spiral State". I have several films coming out soon-"My Sucky Teen Romance" (premiered at SXSW '11 & in theaters early 2012), “Dead Inside", “The Toy Box", and more! I also appear in Dennis Willman's strikingly beautiful comic, "GINGER-STEIN: Rise of the Undead" which is out now!  I recently won the 2011 Golden Cob Award for Best Rising B Movie Actress thanks to fans voting from all over the world!

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What is your favorite horror movie or first horror movie you watched? -  I like 70s/80s slasher films, especially if they are set in the woods. I can’t remember the first horror film I watched, but The Shining was the scariest film I saw as a kid. My step father had a taped copy and I “stole” it sometime in the late 80s or early 90s… couldn’t stop screaming throughout the film, but couldn’t look away, either!

How did you get started? – Started as a model then transitioned into film via student projects, music videos, and low budget pictures, blah, blah, blah.

2) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

Pushy people, manipulators, poseurs, fakes, and liars bother the fuck out of me. I hate people who think they are outsmarting me or think I have no idea what I am doing with my life. Also, strangers that think their opinions actually mean anything to me, especially when it comes to my life and career. Seriously, they butt in with stupid opinions about everything- from who I married, to what I should look like, to what school I am going to. I cannot count how many times people have “warned” me about choices I have made, but generally, I say “fuck you” and do what I want anyway. I love proving them wrong again and again.

3) What's the crappiest movie you've ever seen? What makes it the worst for you?

Jeez, where do I start? There have been so many. I understand we all start somewhere, but most things shot today are zero budget amateur garbage. Digital film making is both a blessing and a curse. Now every Joe Blow with access to a digital camera, Facebook account, and Final Cut Pro thinks they are the next goddamn Robert Rodriguez. The same goes for “actors” and “models”.

4) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure?

I have a soft spot for John Denver songs. Stop laughing at me!

5) What is something that completely grosses you out?

Honestly, most men creep me out, but they make up 99% of my fan base. So...  next question?

6) Is there another celebrity that people say you look like?

Growing up, it was always Marisa Tomei. Now it is Whitney Cummings and Angelina Jolie, or any semi attractive brunette in a commercial or on TV.

7) How long do you think you could tolerate life without a cell phone in your possession?

I rarely use my cell, so probably a disturbingly long time. In fact, it is an expensive paper weight on my desk right now. It is mostly for communication with my family and husband, but I do use it for work on occasion.

8) Do you think you cuss entirely too much, just enough, or not enough throughout your normal day?

Not mother fuckin’ enough, goddammit!

9) What's something you had as a kid that you think today's kids are missing out on?

Good music- I mean, seriously, popular music today is a joke.

10) Do you still watch kids’ movies- without any kids around?

Not really, but I did watch Hocus Pocus last night. I like that one! My favorite kid movies are the darker ones like Sleeping Beauty, The Black Cauldron, and The Last Unicorn.

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Thank you for the opportunity! I hope to hear from your readers and network with any film makers out there.
Website- http://www.biancabarnett.com
Shop- http://biancabarnett.weebly.com/
Facebook Fan Page- http://www.facebook.com/Bianca.Barnett.Fanpage

Mike Aloisi

Who are you?:

Mike is the author of the recently released biography of horror icon, Kane Hodder.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

I have a great idea for a story, would you write it?  Answer- NO (though I put it much nicer than that)

As for the other, just people not realizing I'm the author of a book and asking me questions about the store I'm in when I'm sitting behind a table with books all over and a sign that says, meet the author.  Answer- No, I do not know where the bathroom is or if you can get a latte discount with the purchase of two books. 

2) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

Hmmm... People being late and people who don't try to better their life.  

3) What's the most embarrassing job you've ever had, in or out of 'the industry?'

Working on a cleaning crew and having to clean the men's room after "taco Tuesday".  Still makes me queasy.  

4) Is there a store you would be completely lost without?

Not a physical store, but with out Amazon. come I'd be lost... yet I'd probably have a LOT more money in my life.  

5) John Carpenter and George Lucas get into a fistfight. What would you guess started it and who do you think wins?

It was over the last egg salad sandwich on the craft service table.  George would throw food at John and then run... John would slowly pick up a knife and throw it... landing it right between George's shoulder blades.  

6) One of the hardest lessons you've had to learn in your adult life?

Might sound bad, but to not trust anyone until they prove themselves to you on more than one occasion.  Just been let down to many times.  

7) Has there ever been a movie that you've watched and had nightmares because of it, the same night?

I'm a man, I don't have nightmares... riiiiiight.  That use to happen a lot in my youth, mostly with Jason Voorhees, but now, I typically have nightmares about odd things like bananas.  

8) What's the most ridiculous nickname anyone ever given you?

Aloe.  Like I'm some sort of soothing lotion.  Guy just took the first part of my last name (pronounced: Al-Oh-We-Z) and it stuck for a while. 

9) Ever have stalker issues?

No, but I am looking for one if anyone is interested.  Figure if I was stalked I would feel really successful!  

10) If you had the chance to own your dream car, would you let it simply sit in a garage or would you actually drive it?

Could care less about cars, so I would pick the most expensive one and then sell it for the money.   Then buy a cheaper one and have cash to do what I want with. 

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

I'm on a national book tour right now with horror movie legend Kane Hodder, come out and see us!  Visit www.KaneHodderKills.com for tour dates!

Tuesday Knight

Who are you?:

I am me... Tuesday! lol

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What film are you most known for? (Nightmare 4)
Are you still friends with anyone on the set? (Yes)

:)

2) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?

What goes around comes around. You mock what you will become.

3) Has there ever been a movie that you've watched and had nightmares because of it, the same night?

Yes, "The Exorcist" hate hate hate that movie. I just can't stand to have it around me. And I am very good friends with Linda Blair, and when I see her at a show or appearance I always turn her pictures over. That is what gives me Nightmares.

4) If fans are going to buy you drinks - what are you having?

Anything Fruity. Yum!

5) Do you do your absolute best to speak in a politically-correct manner? How well is that working out for you?

It's gotten me this far in life... I think that should answer the question.

6) What's the most ridiculous nickname anyone's ever given you?

I have a pretty Unique name... and people think its a nickname anyways, so they all just call me Tuesday. But it is my name. So I have never had that problem.

7) Worst city/state/country you've ever visited?

Well I went on a horrible road trip and got lost and ended up close to Vegas. But I wouldn't say Nevada is horrible because of it.

8) Star Wars or Star Trek?

This is really hard since I do not watch either, but I am going to go with Star Trek, because my on Screen Mother in "Nightmare 4" Brooke Bundy was in a few episodes and she is just amazing.

9) If there's another animal that will inherit the Earth after humans are gone- which animal would it be?

Squirrel Shark... Yikes!

10) Have you ever felt like you belong in a different time?

Yes. I really love the 1500's such beauty and grace.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Yes everyone check out the new Documentary "More Brains! A Return To the Living Dead" because my best friend Mike Perez and another good friend Beverly Randolph are the Executive Producers.
And I want to say that I love my Daddy and I miss him so much and that I love my Mother, whom I am blessed to see everyday of my life.

Dave reda

 Who are you?:

I am Dave Reda sometimes known around Facebook as zombie Dave, haha! I am an independent film director/ writer/ actor and we most recently have the short film MY UNDEADLY starring Michelle Tomlinson hitting the fests now!! I also directed the short film HORROR OF OUR LOVE: A SHORT FILM, song by the band LUDO, and the feature horror film BIT PARTS!

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What is your first feature film... BIT PARTS
Do you know LUDO the band who did the music for HORROR OF OUR LOVE: A SHORT FILM..... YES!! They love it!
& Question # 4 for some odd reason...


2) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

Michael Cera... He says everything the same way and his delivery annoys me...

3) What's the crappiest movie you've ever seen? What makes it the worst for you?

CREATURE with Sid Haig.... This film could have been cool.... It had the cash, it had good people..but the effects were really bad and the story just...wasn't there.... Could have been so much more..


4) If you HAD to, would rather have sex with a dead body or a live animal?

I didn't know necrobesto was back on the menu...

5) One of the hardest lessons you've had to learn in your adult life?

Who to trust!!

6) What are your thoughts on conspiracy theorists?

I think they have too much information and they are conspiring against us...

7) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

Such a picky eater this list could take days!!

8)Thoughts on parents blaming ALL media when their kids fuck up?

I think parents today watched a lot of the same stuff and it would be hypocrytical ...

9) Your best revenge plot (executed or just plotted) :

Success!!

10) Do you read your horoscope?

Sometimes.... I am a Leo...so I pretty much know it's going to say you are awesome!

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Thanks so much and all the best to you!!
Please check out our website at www.elftwinfilms.com
MY UNDEADLY our zombie horror short film starring the lovely Scream Queen Michelle Tomlinson, will be playing at a horror film festival near you! Check our website for all the latest details on the films and festivals we are doing!! Check us out on facebook and twiiter!!

Amanda Dyar

Who are you?:


My name is Amanda Dyar and I go by the cosplay name of Mistress Barbie. I am publisher & editor of BioGamer Girl Magazine which is dedicated to girls, horror culture and gaming. I have a podcast where I interview celebrities in the horror genre and it is called Undead Noise with Mistress Barbie and some of the individuals interviewed are Kane Hodder (Friday the 13th), Adrienne Wilkinson (Xena: Warrior Princess) and John A. Russo (Night of the Living Dead) to name a few. I am a game reviewer for Girls & Corpses Magazine and Scream the Horror Magazine. I am also an actress/producer/director and just finished up a small role in the Contagion film and will be shooting Night of the Living Dead 2012 next year. Lastly, I am a comic book model for several comics including Squirrel by Comic Book Divas and Gingerstein: Rise of the Undead by Iron Dead Studios.


1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?


The first would be, “Are there any websites were we can see more of you without clothes?”
The answer to that is No! If you do come across one then please let me know. There were those drunken nights in Cancun…

The second would be, “Would you like to audition for a role in our film where the character is naked most of the film?”
Usually the answer to that is, HELL NO! Come on dudes; come up with better pick-up lines! I was using that one like 10 years ago.


2) Do you still do anything special to celebrate your birthday? Why or why not?


Actually my birthday has become just another day. I turn 30 in January 2012 and to think it seems like only yesterday I was 19. This has shown me that maybe I drank way too much in between 19 and 30. Seriously, I woke up one day and my boobs weren’t perky anymore and my butt was bigger…felt like Courtney Love.


3) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?


I kind of believe it exists and I kind of think it doesn’t. It basically comes down to the fact that evil people, liars, manipulators who keep doing bad things will eventually get caught and all of it will come tumbling down.  Case in point: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” A great quote from our ex-president Bill Clinton. I mean you know if he would just fessed up that he needed some outside action because he is married to a prude then I think the world could have understood that.


4) What's the saddest (emotionally) movie you've ever seen?


Old Yeller (1957) is one film I can say I probably cried my eyes out more than any other film in my whole life. I first saw it as a kid and to this day if I pop it in to watch then I still get just as emotional during it as I did that first time.


5) A phrase/word that is/was ever trendy, that drove you insane?


The phrase, “Just Saying.”  In the last year people have used that so much that I literally think I could just punch someone in the face if I hear it one more time. I have no idea what it originated from but whatever it was I like to go back in time and destroy it.


6) Do you actually know all of the words to the official national anthem of wherever you consider your 'homeland' to be?


Actually, I do know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner! Do not ask me to sing it because I have a horrid country, Minnie Mouse accent and it does not do our national anthem justice at all.


7) Your favourite dirty phrase, without using swear words:


“Eat Me!”  I probably work that into casual conversation about 20 times a day.


8) A rough estimate of how many different words you know for 'breasts:'


A rough estimate would be about 240 different ones. Yeah I like to keep up to date on human anatomy. My favorite word for them is probably “Balongas.”  Makes you want to tell someone to go make you a sammich.


9) Do you consider yourself a 'phone person?'


I hate to talk on the phone! You can text me or contact me online via email, Skype, Facebook, MSN or the like. But talking on the phone is probably in my top ten things of what I hate to do. I am not a phone person at all! I dunno, maybe if I had a 900 number and actually made money to talk, that may change my view on it.


10) Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?


Yes, I am the type of friend that I would want to have but rarely do. There is the age old saying, “Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you.” And no one lives by that anymore. Usually if you’re really good to people and they are always terrible in return then you eventually just want to be awful right back to them. Alas, I cannot be that way. But I do have a handful of really great friends and I always treat them as I would want to be treated and I am lucky they are just as great a
friend in return.


Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:


Make sure to check out BioGamer Girl at http://www.biogamergirl.com
You can also find BioGamer Girl and Amanda Dyar on Facebook & Twitter
You can find Amanda Dyar on IMBD at www.imdb.com/name/nm4524863/

Walter Koenig

Who are you?:

Walter Koenig. I've been a professional actor for fifty years. Mostly known for Star Trek and Babylon 5 but did other work too. I've performed on the stage in L.A. and toured as well. I taught acting and directing at UCLA but also  privately. I wrote for some television series in the early seventies.  A novel, an autobiography  and a journal that I authored have been published as well as a few comic books. I wrote and produced a feature film that is now available on dvd.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering - and, their answers?

"Do you pronounce your name George Ta(kay) or Goerge Ta(ky). I've actually only been asked that once (in Syracuse a couple of weeks ago) but I'm already sick of hearing it. Even though it was asked in one sentence I consider it two questions. The answer is, of course, "Screw off!"

2) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

A peeving pet always annoys me. Don't you hate it when your Egyptian Water Hound pouts and sulks?

3) What trend in recently made films are you sick of seeing?

When they make two hundred million dollar CGI driven action movies instead of spreading that budget between five incisively written stories that explore the human condition.

4) What do YOU consider to be the root of all evil?

Ignorance in all forms.

5) What is something your parent/guardian told you when you were a kid and when you grew up, realized it was a lie?

"Don't touch yourself. It isn't good for you." Actually, I figured that one out before I grew up.

6) What's something you had as a kid that you think today's kids are missing out on?

Street games. Everything from stickball to kick the can and staying out until the sun set without any concerns.

7) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly one?'

That sounds so counterproductive.

8) What are your thoughts on conspiracy theorists?

I put most of them in the same category as ghost hunters. Still, there are exceptions.

9) What was the last traffic ticket you received for?

I crossed a double line in the middle of the street while making a left hand turn into a parking lot. Actually, when I started talking to the cop with a Russian accent and humming the the theme music to Star Trek he let me off. True story. I'm shameless.

10) What would be your simple fix for all of the world's issues?

The genetic ingredient in all humans that causes them to act violently towards others. Also, I'd eradicate ignorance.

11) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

Olives.

12) Have you ever been ramen noodles every dinner or dish soap for laundry soap kind of broke?

I've had laundry soap for dinner kind of broke. Well, no not really but I'm trying to build a sympathy base here.

13) Have you ever (accidentally) hit an animal or person with your vehicle?

We drove through the desert at night on our honeymoon. I didn't actually see them but I heard the "thump" of jack rabbits bouncing off my fenders.

14) A phrase/word that is/was ever trendy, that drove you insane?

"Fantabulous". Also, when I was thirteen I hit a kid at camp who, after receiving a package from home, exclaimed
"Super Peachy Keen!"

15) If you could having a boxing match with anyone in the world, who would it be?

First of all, it would have to be someone I could beat and that probably narrows the field considerably.

16) Ever accidentally punch yourself in the face?

Yes, I have. Generally it happens when I'm trying to open something and my hand slips.

17) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

Nope although I know people who are usually reliable who swear that they have.

18) Sitting on a plane, do you prefer window or aisle seats?

Aisle. I have a special relationship with the bathroom. I'm weird about having easy access to it. I've even been called a "Bathroom Stalker".

19) Pick out one of your scars - where is it and how did you manage to achieve it?

The one that runs about five inches across my inner thigh. That's where they went in when I had my quadruple by-pass 18 years ago.

20) Do you sing in the shower/bathroom?

I think I did it once but the pipes all rusted. I interpreted it to be a sign.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

I've written an epic story which, in collaboration with artist Juan Carlos Baez, is being turned into a graphic novel . It is first being published in installments on a monthly basis (September through December) and then bundled for release in January, 2012 through Barnes & Noble among others. It's called "Things To Come"


Words from me: Okay, if you can't see, from his answers, why I absolutely adore Walter- you're insane and blind! He's one of the most hilarious, incredible, charming, intelligent and calming people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing, AND! He's an incredible stroyteller, both in real life and through his novels, movies and comics. The DVD he mentioned in his intro is called 'InAlienable.' It's an excellent story. And, of course, his 'Things to Come' was just released- will be released as a complete graphic novel in January. I wish Walter and Juan the best of luck with it. BTW, Walter's singing isn't THAT bad...sheesh. There's a video on YouTube, somewhere. *Coughs* Oh! And, his questions will remain for the entire week. Why? Because, I said so, play favourites and you only wish you were as awesomely fan-fucking-tastic as he is.

Juan Carlos (J.C.) Baez

Who are you?:

I’m J.C. Baez and I’m an artist/painter living in Chicago. I’m the illustrator for Walter Koenig’s comic book Things To Come. I’m also working with musician Jon Anderson (of Yes) developing concepts for CD covers and other upcoming projects. I’ve created storyboards for Star Trek Phase II as well.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

First, “are you related to Joan Baez?” The answer is no, at least not that I know. I like Joan and especially the work she did with Bob Dylan but we’re not related. Second, “do you at least know her?” Nope. Never met her.

2) Favourite junk food that you'd refuse to ever give up- even if a diet or your health would suffer?

Coca Cola. It’s gonna be the death of me.

3) Do you sing in the shower/bathroom?

Not as much as I used to. With two kids in the house there’s no time to waste in the bathroom. As soon as you’ve been in there 5 minutes they start banging on the door because they need to use the bathroom.

4) Pick out one of your scars - where is it and how did you manage to achieve it?

I have a small scar on my left eyebrow, which continues on the left side of my nose. When I was 6 years old I was playing Batman with a friend and we were re-creating one of those Adam West style fights (with the Pow and Blam) as we were swinging on a seating platform style swing. I lost my balance and the swing (with my friend/Joker still on it) swung back and hit me on the face, sending me flying back a few feet. Thanks for making me remember that, now I’ll need some therapy.


5) Have you ever lost anything important down a toilet or known someone who has?

If I remember correctly a relative lost a ring in the toilet but she retrieved it with a trash bag. I would’ve said goodbye to it right there and then.

6) Would you consider yourself to be superstitious?

No, not really. Maybe when I was a kid but I haven’t in a long time.

7) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

I believe in God and in the spiritual world but maybe not in ghosts in the traditional sense. I do believe there is life on other planets. Definitely!

8) Does Facebook own your soul?

It tries to but I fight back!

9) Ever accidentally punch yourself in the face?

Thankfully no! I think you’d have to be pretty wasted to achieve that! Either that or have a pretty heated conversation with yourself.

10) If your closest friend killed someone, would you help bury the body?

Depends on which friend and who he or she killed and what my part of the loot would be.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Buy Walter Koenig’s Things To Come, our new 4-issue comic book mini-series, available at comic book shops everywhere on September 28th.  Also thanks to Walter. You are an amazing collaborator, my friend. I’m lucky to be working with you.

Aron Houdini

Who are you?:

ARON HOUDINI, "THE WORLDS ONLY LIVING HOUDINI"

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

1. Have you ever met Harry Houdini?
Seriously? He's been dead over 80 years..... good lord people!

2. Do you know Houdini's secret words if he comes back from the dead? And what are they?
Yes I do, and No I can't tell..... but,..you can look it up on the internet. :)

2) Do you collect anything that other people find strange for YOU to, personally, collect?

I always take something from the Haunted Places I visit. Rocks, dirt, sometimes the owners give me things... :)

3) Is there an accent that gets on your nerves?

Not really,...but I HATE when people say "knowd"....

4) The most annoying type of person, in your opinion?

Cheaters. Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Husbands, Wives,....Cheaters....cheaters...... HATE IT!

5) The longest amount of time you've ever stayed awake?

2 1/2 days. It made me so sick.

6) What's the saddest (emotionally) movie you've ever seen?

The Land Before Time. Still so sad.

7) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?

BELIEVE in Karma. I believe whatever a person puts into this World Is what they will get back. I believe that 100%

8) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

WOW.... I have so many.
People who buy lottery tickets. There should be a separate line at the checkout for those people.
ALWAYS make the bed in the morning.
Wash your hands. yuck!

9) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure?

That 70's Show Theme song.... Favorite show ever!

10) Has there ever been an occasion that you were so pissed off, you caused damage to an inanimate object? Elaborate, please?

YES.... playing Nintendo as a kid. I would get so mad I would bite the controller.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Shout out to my Lovely Bridget..... Love you so much! Come add me on facebook... just look for Aron Houdini and watch me when I'm on TV.... please! :)


Words from me:
I haven't known Aron and Bridget for very long, but they ARE fantastic people and fun to hang out with. Here is a clip of Aron on a very recent episode of the show 'Auction Kings' on the Discovery Channel: http://youtu.be/p4uZPn24gwI

Lito Velasco

Who are you?: 

I'm an aspiring actor, musician, composer, producer, and writer living my dream in Hollywood, California.  And while I have so far been lucky enough to work in "the industry" (and with some of the legends of the horror world), every day I thank fortune because in the end...I'm still just a wide-eyed fan/dork who somehow got lucky.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?: 

I haven't been interviewed enough times and am certainly no sort of celebrity to really feel like I'm "sick of" any questions posed to me.  So I'll just go with questions that get posed to me in "real life"...

"Why are you still a Cubs fan?"  Answer: because in my mind, being a loyal and steadfast Cubs fan proves that you can endure any hardship that life throws your way.  If you're optimistic (read: dumb) enough to have new hope for the team every Spring...then you've got what it takes to make it through just about any trial.  And hopefully one day...that patience and faith will be rewarded.

"You REALLY liked 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'?  Seriously, dude?!"  Answer: yes, now please stop asking me that before I get angry.

2) What do YOU consider to be the root of all evil?: 

I know a lot of people would answer with "money"...and I'm going to go a similar route: unchecked and unabatable greed.  I look around and see it everywhere and it just really makes me stop and shake my head and think to myself, "Man...when is enough enough?!"  People who have so much always want more and seem to think they never have enough and it just sort of makes me laugh because...those people will never be happy or find what they're looking for.  And while I don't want to come off like a prick or seem judgmental by saying something like that...I think people will understand exactly what I mean and am trying to convey.

3) If you had to pick someone in the celebrity world to back you up in a fight, who would you pick and why?: 

Easiest question of the lot: Harrison Ford.  That guy's not only one of the greatest screen icons in the history of cinema...he's also a real-life hero who doesn't take any shit from anyone, tells it like it is, and I'm sure could kick copious amounts of ass if called upon to do so.  Not to mention...how cool would it be to know you were duking it out with roughnecks alongside Indiana Jones/Han Solo?  'Nuff said, methinks.

4) If you had the chance to own your dream car, would you let it simply sit in a garage or would you actually drive it?: 

My dream car is a DeLorean...and if I got one, I would soup it up to make it an exact, screen-accurate match of the time-machine from Back to the Future...and then I would drive that thing into the ground!

5) Star Wars or Star Trek?: 

Since I was old enough to have a single thought that actually mattered, I have NEVER bought into the idea that you cannot absolutely adore and be a fan of both of those franchises and worlds.  My wife will attest to the fact that I am living proof of that fact.  I grew up a diehard Star Wars "baby"...but once I reached my teens, I discovered the amazing world of Trek with episodes of The Next Generation...which lead me to seek out the feature films and go back to the original series as well.  Both worlds are so completely unique...and they're both filled with amazing character, life lessons, wonderful stories, etc.  Plus...I appeared (barely!) in a few scenes in the J.J. Abrams reboot (which I absolutely loved), so I have to be a proud Trekkie!

Now...if you're asking me a "If you could only have one for the rest of your life..." sort of question...then as much as it pains me to say it, I would have to say...may the force be with us...always.  Geez, I look back on all my answers thus far and I have REALLY outed myself as the world's biggest dork, haven't I?  Oh well, I still was able to marry the prom queen...and she loves me.  So...take that, world!

6) Any phobias?: 

A couple of really strong ones, actually.  But I don't think revealing them in an Internet interview that could potentially be read by millions of people across the world is the smartest thing for someone who is technically in "the public eye" to do.  So let's just go with: puppies and tits.  I'm terrified of both.  Especially boobs.  So if anyone ever wants to terrify me...that's a good way to go.  Show me some boobs and I'll scream like Jamie Lee!

7) How far do you think you would get if you went on the show 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?':

This isn't the type of question I should be honest with, is it?!  If I say "all the way", people will think I'm a conceited jerk (which many already do).  If I say "I'd fail miserably", people will think I'm being falsely modest.  Ahhh, the lovely Catch-22's of show business.  (sighs)  I'll be honest: I think I could do really, really well.  Seriously.

8) Ever actually *facepalm* or *headdesk* before?: 

Several times, actually.  Many of those incidents took place during George W. Bush's Presidency.  Ooops, have I said too much?  Oh well.

9) Is the omission of information considered the same as lying?: 

My attorney has advised me not to answer this question.  Wait...did I just tell a lie?!  CRAP!

10) Do you still watch kid movies- without any kids around? If so, have a favourite?: 

Abso-friggin'-lutely!  Favorites include just about anything Pixar (although I wonder...are those technically considered "kids movies"?)- I still say Toy Story 3 was the best film of last year -and Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird.  You haven't lived until you've seen the scene where Ernie and Bert fly an airplane.  Absolutely magical, my friends.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

As far as "shout outs": a big thanks to Angela for asking me to do this.  Opportunities like this are always flattering...and mystifying.  Because I have no idea why anyone ever wants to hear what I have to say.  Hopefully I didn't embarrass myself too badly.  Okay, so I did.

Thanks to every person who reads this and every fan who supports not only what I do...but cinema and horror in general.
Thank you to every person who has believed in and helped me and continues supporting me.  Most of them know who they are already, but a special thanks to: Guy, George and Mindy, Chris, Stacey and Lori, Jason, Thommy, Daniel, Mikey, Gwen, Kathy and "the boys", Ana, Mina, my parents.
Finally, the most sincere and heartfelt thank you to my amazing, beautiful, hilarious, and ridiculously supportive wife, Jennifer.  In The Rock, Sean Connery’s character said, "Losers always whine about their best.  Winners go home and f**k the prom queen."  So no matter how bad certain days may be...at least on some level I know I am “winning”.  Thanks, Charlie.
Self-promotions?  Three:
- check out Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy, which is the multi-award-winning documentary on the original A Nightmare on Elm Street series that I helped produce.  It's available at www.elmstreetlegacy.com and it really does rock
- check out Scream: The Inside Story, a documentary I helped produce about the original Scream.  It's available on the new Scream Trilogy BluRay boxed set...find it at Amazon or through local retailers
- please check out and support our latest effort: More Brains: A Return to the Living Dead, which is the definitive documentary about the classic The Return of the Living Dead.  Our website is brand-spanking-new and AWESOME and the show will debut next month.  Get more info at www.getmorebrains.com
Last words?  Send cash to: Lito Velasco, c/o Bus Stop #5, West Hills, California

Kitsie Duncan

Who are you?:


Kitsie is a model and actress whose credits include roles in 'Idiot Gore,' 'Mother's Blood,' and 'Lethal Obsession.'


1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering - and,
their answers?

LOL, I'm a n00b really so I'm not sick of anything yet, My top 2
questions would probably be how was the transition from modeling into
acting and What's your favorite Horror film.  The answers are as such:

The transition was super simple, as Modeling (especially the Horror Pin
Up's I've done) were acting them selves, just no movement or audio :)

And my favorite horror films are 3 and they aren't your typical answers
:)  #3 Rob Zombies Halloween, #2 Devils Rejects, and #1 Poltergeist.
Poltergeist scares the crap out of me as a kid, and still does.

2) What is something that completely grosses you out?

Boogers and wounds that ooze puss.

3) Do you still watch kids movies- without any kids around? If so, what's your favourite?

Heck yeah and Often!  My all time favorite is probably the original
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, followed by Toy Story and
Despicable Me.  And I also LOVE the TV show iCarly 

4) Do you do your absolute best to speak in a politically-correct manner? How well is that working out for you?

I try and stay positive.  There is just so much negativity and drama
out there, I refuse to get sucked up into it all.

5) A phrase/word that is/was ever trendy, that drove you insane?

No I don't think so.  I am that annoying chick who says all the
annoying phrases/words.  My favorite right now is Amazaballz :)

6) Thoughts on parents blaming ALL media when their kids fuck up?

Parents have no one to blame but them selves.  Spend time with your
kids and get to know them, they are awesome people.

7) Pornos - exciting or monotonous?

The whole parody trend CRACKS ME UP!!!  Not the Cosby's triple X  It's
sick twisted and hilarious.  Do you have a copy I can borrow??

8) Sitting on a plane, do you prefer window or aisle seats?

I prefer the window, but need an isle seat, I have a bladder the size
of a pea.

9) Do you consider yourself more of a country or city person?

Hmmmm, I live in the country, but love the city.  I love the fact that
where I live is quiet, but I also love the way the city buzzes.  But I
hate getting dirty and dispise country music, so I guess that makes me a
city girl.

10) Rollercoasters - are you just a line buddy or a coaster warrior?

Never a line buddy, I love a good roller coaster ride, as long as it's
not the emotional sort.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

So much going on and so little time.
check me out at www.kitsieduncan.com
www.facebook.com/kitsiefans
www.twitter.com/kitsieduncan
All of those will keep you posted on what's going on with me.

Ari Lehman

Who are you?:

Greetings from CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE!!! I am Ari Lehman, the First Jason
Voorhees, from "FRIDAY THE 13TH" (1980).

1) What are the top two questions you are sick of answering - and, their
answers?

When you filmed the final scene of "FRIDAY THE 13TH" was the water cold?

The answser: No.

How could you have played Jason Voorhees if you are so short?

The answer: If I was any taller I would not have been asked to play Jason
Voorhees, since in the first film (1980), he was still a little boy.

2) What's the oddest thing a fan has ever brought as a gift for you, or
for you to sign?

A bottle of real Absinthe.

In Germany, I was asked to autograph a bottle of homemade Plum Schnapps!

Also bottles of sand and water from the real Crystal Lake in New Jersey.


3) If you were being chased by a bear, would you totally trip your friend
to get away?

NEVER! I would trip the bear...


4) If fans are going to buy you drinks - what are you having?

Wild Turkey 101, Laird's Apple Brandy 100, Eau De Vie, Calvados...


5) Do you get pissed off or do you get even?

Neither. I just sing songs about JASON VOORHEES...


6) What was the last traffic ticket you received for?

Speeding.


7) If you had the opportunity to play with ANY band/musician in the world,
who would it be and why?

To go back in time and play with Frank Zappa... Because it was the most
amazingly creative and disciplined band that Rock Music has ever heard!

8) Do you do your absolute best to speak in a politically-correct manner?
How well is that working out for you?

My politics are generally considered incorrect. Except by radical monsters.

9) Boxers, tighty whities, or commando?

Designer black briefs, or commando.

10) Do you have any now-useless keys still on your keyring?

Not at the moment.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Check out FIRSTJASON'S New Music Video "JASON'S BRIDE" Starring Monster
Man Jeff Wickedbeard Cochran, Horror Starlet Julie Anne, Kitty Zom, Jason
Crowe and Roni Jonah and Ari Lehman and Ryan Adomaitis from FIRSTJASON!!!
Produecd by EYEROMP FILMS the Video will be online before Halloween 2011.

Many Thanks to Angela and Wickedbeard!!! JASON NEVER DIES!!!


Words from me: I have a need to correct that Julie Anne was replaced at the last moment, with Roni Jonah. These questions were done previous to the shooting of the video, which was shot a couple of days ago. I think Ari had entirely too much fun there. Ha.

Ted Alderman

Who are you?: 

My name is Ted Alderman and I am an actor and stuntman.  Also from time to time make films, I own Wicked Dreams Entertainment, but prefer acting more.  Being behind the camera is a headache!!! :)
 
1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers? 

Have you ever been told you resemble Patrick Swayze? and Are you related to the Swayze family?  I say, yes ever since Dirty Dancing first came out when I was in High School, even though I really don't see it. And no, but I wished I was related to him.  He was a great person and I really wanted to meet him before he left this world.  He was one of the inspirations for me to start acting.

2) Are there any dumb questions out there?  Or, is it true that there are none?

Well... once being in the National Honor Society and field medic in the military I would have to say that there isn't any dumb questions.  BUT as a human being... it may only be that it's confused people asking confusing questions?!?!?!

3) Do you think tan lines are sexy? 

I prefer females with an all over tan... I don't think there is anything sexier than that!!!

4) Do you consider yourself a 'phone person?' 

No... I'm a person to person type of communicator.

5) Rollercoasters - are you just a line buddy or a coaster warrior? 

Definitely a coaster warrior!!!  I use to work at Six Flags north of Chicago and we use to ride one of the rides with either the bar that locks you in loose and even rode it backwards.  I'm still in search of a coaster that actually scares me!!!

6) Do you consider yourself more of a country or city person? 

City person!!! I'm from Mississippi and it's such a small area that it's boring and dull.  I love big cities cause there are so much to do and with my mind, I get bored with things very fast so it needs new things to keep it intrigued.

7) Is there a number or specific time of day that haunts you on a daily basis? 

Not anything that I can really think of at the moment.

8) Have you ever been ramen noodles every dinner or dish soap for laundry soap kind of broke? 

Yes... when I was in the military and the first time I lived in California, the government had messed up one of my pay checks and it put me so far in a hole that it took them 9 months to straighten it out.  Because of the mistake I was late on rent and other bills that I only ate ramen noodles or hamburger helper for a few months.

9) Do you still own an address book/book with written addresses and phone numbers? 

I do have a notebook that I have names, addresses and phone numbers in.  But it's a backup for just in case my iPhone crashes and I lose all my contacts. :)

10) How do you feel about grammar? 

I don't know.  I'm not a huge critic about it.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

My site (www.TedAlderman.com) is a little outdated but I'm currently looking for acting gigs and have my reel on Youtube (www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHflBsC_IQo) and my Facebook page (www.Facebook.com/AldermanTed).  Have a look!!  I love traveling and always have a great time working with new people.  Wait a minute didn't I hear they're making a film based on Patrick Swayze's life.... Ummm  I'm game and I'm also a martial artist and dancer!!! :)

Todd Farmer

Short intro/who are you?:

I am a writer who takes his pants off and while I am not a dick, I play one on TV.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

Most asked question: "What's up with H3D?"
Answer: Lussier and I delivered our draft at the end of '09 and learned there wasn't enough time or money to shoot the movie before we had to start prepping Drive Angry.  While recently working on the Hellraiser story we were told it was time to talk Halloween again.  So at the moment, we're talking.  We'll see.

2nd most asked question: "Were you and Betsy really doing it?" 
Answer: Sure.

2) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

Interesting question but I've no idea.  I don't follow celebs or their odd lives because there's no money in it.  I have a few celeb friends and with the fame and money comes a terrible price of living with no privacy nor normalcy.  Guess if I had to blink somebody it would be a reality "star".  Dunno which one, cuz I don't watch reality shows.  Blink your pick on my behalf.  You have my blessing.  :)

3) What's the worst thing you've ever been called or what would be the worst thing anyone could call you?

Martha.

4) If the human race was obliterated and you were the sole survivor, how long do you think you'd survive?

I'd be fine.  I got seven or eight personalities in here to keep me company.

5) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly one?'

No but I'd love to punch the guy that does that in the forehead.

6) How would you describe your sense of humour?

Dirty girl dirty. 

7) Pick out one of your scars - where is it and how did you manage to achieve it?

I've numerous scars on my knuckles.  They were achieved from teeth.  I sometimes cannot tolerate rude behavior.

8) Do you have a favourite article of clothing that you absolutely refuse to give up?

I've a knit sweater that can resemble chain-mail at distance which I refer to as my Jedi sweater.  It's been mended a dozen times but still has holes and is literally falling apart.

9) Worst city/state/country you've ever visited?

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires. 

10) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

Lots of stuff I don't like but when it comes down to dislike verses death, figure I can eat just about anything.  Well, Charlie Sheen, covered in Vegemite.  I might pass on that.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

If you're not happy, you're not dancing enough.

Amy Steel

Who are you?:

Amy is probably best known in the horror community as 'Ginny' from 'Friday the 13th pt. 2.' She also works with an organization called 'Stand InBalance Equine Assisted Healing.'

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What happened to Paul and why didn't you do Part 3? I don't know and I wish I had.

2) Have you ever had the pleasure of running into a wall, door, screen, window, or sliding door?

No, but I've seen it happen and I feel bad for laughing. I also saw someone fall off a balcony once. I might have laughed then too (intoxicated) but it led to his getting sober so I guess Humpty Dumpty was put back together again without of all the kings horses and all the kings men.

3) Do you do anything special to celebrate Halloween? If so, what?

My husband makes killer chili and we eat it with crusty bread and good friends and lots of wine to put out the fire. Oh, and we give good candy. No gummy worms with tongs or shiny but bruised apples from our door.

4) One of the hardest lessons you've had to learn in your adult life?

PATIENCE! And failure is how the Universe weeds out the dead ends. And, Gossip kills by boomerang.

5) Have you ever (accidentally) hit an animal or person with your vehicle?

About 15 years ago I ran over a pigeon in Hollywood. I can still feel the bump in the front tires, the bump in the back tires and then death coming up through the steering wheel. Creeps me out every time I think about it.

6) Is there a number or specific time of day that haunts you on a daily basis?

Morning. I open my eyes and feel like Bob Fosse, "Showtime!" and get anxious about what I should-will-attempt-need-to-accomplish for the day to be labeled 'productive' which always feels good but of course doesn't always happen. But I'm 5 days without coffee so maybe things will get better.

7) Do you get pissed off or do you get even?

Both. But only in situations I think are ridiculously unfair. Truthfully, I find it's never really worth it, since the thing that pissed me off isn't really what I'm mad about. Now that's interesting.

8) Has there ever been a movie that you've watched and had nightmares because of it, the same night?

Exorcist and French Connection. Drugs and religion make chainsaws or hatchets look like tinker toys.

9) If you were being chased by a bear, would you totally trip your friend to get away?

No. Well, how close a friend? I was walking with someone the other day I would have sautéed, flambéed and put on a silver platter for the first bear that came along. Hell, a cockroach would've been a relief at one point.

10) What's the oddest thing a fan has ever brought as a gift for you, or for you to sign?

Signing my face tattooed on a woman's leg was surreal. Best gift was an assortment of dark beer ;)

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Shame is a show stopper, a heart stopper, and stops up life. It also lives too deep to scare out or cut out like they do in horror films... Since I'm a therapist/counselor who likes to works with shame and it's toxic waste, I want to start a 'skype-like' counseling service for people who are ready to do things that matter for themselves and the planet-- before either burns up. Who's in?


Words from me: I dunno what the hell that wink's all about at the end of number 10. Trying to get us all in trouble for sneaking contraband into the conventions. Sheesh! I'm on a personal mission to have her puke sprinkles, too, by the way. I will win.

R.A. Mihailoff

Short intro/who are you?:

My name is R.A. Mihailoff, I'm best known for my starring role as Leatherface in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre III, as one of the co-stars of "Hatchet 2" and as an original members of the Hollywood Ghost Hunters.


1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

1. Honey, can I have your credit card? - Hell No!
2. Did I really kill anybody making TCM3? - Duh, NO...If I had, I'd be doing the San Quentin Shuffle!

2) Is there a store you would be completely lost without?

Yes...my local supermarket, because I prefer to eat fresh food, so I shop several times week.

3) What's something you had as a kid that you think today's kids are missing out on?

It's something I didn't have as a kid - the over saturation of media and electronic gadgetry. Because, when I was a kid, without that stuff it allowed me to develop a very vivid imagination.

4) Do you think it's ridiculous to have a 'speed dial' feature on a cell phone?

I did not know cell phones had a speed dial.

5) Ever have stalker issues?

Yes, I have, ironically it had absolutely nothing to do with being a celebrity.

6) Can you type without looking at the keyboard?

Seriously? Why do you think we're doing this interview over the phone?

7) Ever accidentally punch yourself in the face?

Rhetorical question: am I disfigured?

8) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

I'm a hardcore skeptic, though I'm willing to believe with proof.

9) Would you consider yourself to be superstitious?

In certain ways, yes. In other ways, absolutely not.

10) Star Wars or Star Trek?

STAR TREK! (I watched the original network broadcast and at one point in my life, I used to watch Star Trek 11 times a week- and, that was before cable TV).

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

If anyone wants to contact me: ra@ramihailoff.com or 818.754.2672 or Facebook. Thanks.


Words from me: R.A. totally won ultimate cool points for 'Star Trek.' And, even more awesome points for it being the Original Series. Oh, and, if any of you missed the 'Ghost Adventures' episode for the Pico House investigation- R.A. is part of the Hollywood Ghost Hunters, as well. HGH!

Nick Principe

Who are you?:

Nick Principe...actor/stuntman

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

"how tall are you?"....and two "are you're parents tall?" its like are you writing a fucking report on my genetics? my family history of tallness?

2) What's the crappiest movie you've ever seen? What makes it the worst for you?

any musical ever...hate me all you want but i think Nightmare before christmas and sweeny Todd would have been waaaay better without the singing....not that either of those are my worst film...i just HATE musicals

3) What is something your parent/guardian told you when you were a kid and when you grew up, realized it was a lie?

my folks where always straight forward...almost too brutally honest, but besides the lie that is santa, i would say my mom always said "good things always happen to good people"....i find that to be bullshit for the most part...sure it happens...but cutthroats and assholes are pretty much holding the steering wheel. and we're all in the back seat with no saftey belt.

4) Do you still watch kids movies- without any kids around?

fuck yeah.....i saw Cars 2 by myself like two weeks ago. ha...to quote ol mom again she claims "i dont care ENOUGH about what other people think"...i used to be proud of that...but at 32 i cant help but think my career would be a lil further if i would have just shut my mouth a bit more.....but hey, fuck regret...i dont have time for it.

5) One of the hardest lessons you've had to learn in your adult life?

ALL lessons are hard...or they wouldnt be lessons...theyd be experiences ...i ALWAYS learn the hard way...because as cliche as it sounds..its the only way ive ever known

6) Any phobias?

when i was a kid lou Ferigno as the Hulk used to scare the fuck out of me... i dont know why...well i do know why actually...he was ugly as hell and green. also as a kid dead bodies in movies with their eyes still open fucked with me...but after seeing more than a few real dead bodies..... that went away quick.

7) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

id LOVE...i mean FUCKING LOVE to see a ghost...thats why it wont happen to me...doesnt seem to work that way...on some REALLY creepy locations ive felt cold areas...and just felt like something horrible happened here, so i guess yes. aliens ...fuck i hope so...there better be smarter life out there than
us...but at the sametime i hope its like peaceful ET like aliens....id like to PLAY the Predator...not fight him, and im dumb ill pretty much fight anybody...but thats an anyTHING...differnt subject matter all together i suppose

8) Are you one of those people my mother warned me about?

what did she warn you about ? i doubt it, i live a rightous life id like to think...but im also human and fuck up like everyone else...one of the last things my dad said to me before he passed away was "be carefull...theres alot of loonys on the road to...forget it..you're probally the looniest" is looniest even a word...well it should be.

9) Do you still watch the news or have you given up on it?

if i can ill try and watch all three stations at once...and if they all run the same story you can piece together what may have really happened...cuz if youll notice...they NEVER all give the same report..some have more or less details...THEN i love to watch jon Stewart tear the news apart...and commonly give the most sound and realistic commentary on the world. having traveled a fair bit...its crazy to see first hand what people think about how our country is run...or lived in per say...they think its jerry springer pro wrestling and reality tv....which for the most part...is sad but true...its like we live behind a two way mirror....EVERYONE sees in...but only a handful of us get to see out.

10) If fans are going to buy you drinks - what are you having?

Crown Royal splash of coke....or a shot of jack. and i thank you ahead of time

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

LTR 2 hits DVD/blu ray sept. 20th, Madison County another slasher film is soon to be released, as well as the action/comedy The FP, and i just finished an episode of femme Fatales for cinemax, and somthing im VERY proud of my first lead acting role Nobody Can Cool is hitting sundance. other than that...thanks for all the love at conventions and local bars...im nothing without the people that give a fuck about me....and ill never forget that.

Gustavo Ortega aka Robert Pendergraft

Who are you?:

Robert Pendergraft, Head honcho of Aunt Dolly's Garage where we do special makeup and creature effects for film, television, and mime park performers.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering- and, their answers?

Q1) Can you please move your car off my lawn? A1) Yeah sure... one sec. (runs away out of site)
Q2) Will this blood come out of my clothing? A2) (shrugs) Maybe.

2) If there's another animal that will inherit the Earth after humans are gone- which animal would it be?

Hmmm, I would have to go with the Aliens. Simply because once they wipe out EVERY living thing on the planet it will become fertile ground for them to populate it with whatever they want.

3) How far do you think you would get if you went on the show 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'

Hell, I doubt I would make it past the qualifying round to get on the show. If I did make it on I would probably spend at least three episodes thinking about the answer to the first question which would be "what is your name" and I'd probably get THAT wrong!

4) A phrase/word that is/was ever trendy, that drove you insane?

Totally and Hella

5) Boxers, tighty whities, banana hammock, or commando?

Boxer briefs, I like to feel athletic and secure all at the same time. But in a pinch I've been known for wearing Depends on long shoots.

6) If you HAD to, would rather have sex with a dead body or a live animal?

What is this "HAD to" talk? What are we talking here? Rabbit? Goat? Horse? Chicken? Salamander? Badger? I'd probably go with the dead body because it wouldn't bite back... consenting dead body of course. A zombie would bite back, in that case I would need duct tape, ball gag, and a curling iron. What about a dead goat... better yet a zombie dead goat?

7) How do you feel about grammar?

Whut u meen?

8) What trend in recently made films are you sick of seeing?

Digital lens flare, films tailor made to suit maximum demographics to make the maximum buck, and Sam Jackson dressing up like Nick Fury but still playing Sam Jackson.

9) Do you ever give money to the homeless people with signs on the freeway off-ramps?

Only if their sign is original and makes me want to give them money like "Give me money or I will fuckin' kill you right the fuck now!" Also funny dances and amusing tricks will also encourage me to open up my billfold to them. I say work for it, don't JUST let the strippers corner that dollar market!

10) What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Funny you should ask that! I always start out on the left, by mid slumber I'm hanging on the right, and by the time I wake up I'm under the bed with the dogs snuggling up on top.

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Twitter is @auntdollygarage
www.ariescope.com
www.hollywoodghosthunters.com

Also like to give a shout out to my boy Ray-Ray in San Pedro, you a crazy muthafucka!

Mike Christopher

Who are you?:  

I'm the Hare Krishna Zombie DAMMIT!


1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

I am not sick of answering any question. Dawn of the Dead fans are the best and deserve a personal answer to any question. . . no matter what.

2) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

Hulk Hogan. Why? are you kidding?

3) The longest amount of time you've ever stayed awake?

4 days. While putting a laser system in the Imperial Palace in Las Vegas in 4 days I got 4 hours sleep on a table top.

4) If the first commercial flight to the moon was a free ticket to you, would you go?

Sure. I'd love to save a brazillion dollars.

5) Worst city/state/country you've ever visited?

Florida . . . too much sun, too many bugs, and too many idiots.

6) Thoughts on parents blaming ALL media when their kids fuck up?

Kids are monsters . . . parents can blame whomever they want.

7) What's the saddest (emotionally) movie you've ever seen?

The saddest stories are about "Depleted Uranium Babies" in the Middle East and the "U.S.S. Liberty."    Look them up.

8)  The Internet - blessing or a curse?

Blessing. I can surf the net in bed on my phone . . . I have a weather radar in my pocket. "Is that a radar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

9) Ever actually *facepalm* or *headdesk* before? 

*facebook*

10) Would you say you're a friendly person?

What the fuck do you mean by THAT?

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

HAREKRISHNAZOMBIE.COM  coming soon 
for now:  facebook.com/HareKrishnaZombie

Patty Wright

Who are you?:

Board Member "Westfield on Weekends", professional costumer and playwright, Current producer/writer/costumer/makeup for the "Starship: Ironsides" webseries, and for Retro Film Studios - including "Star Trek: Phase II", "Buck Rogers Begins", "Back to the Wild Wild West" and "The Haunted Homestead". Former producer/writer/costumer/makeup for "Nautical Nightmares", "The Haunted Fort", and "Lantern Light Tours".

1) What two questions are sick of being asked- and their answers?

"Are you married to James Cawley?" Yes. We were married last year on the beach in front of our Arizona vacation home.

"How did you meet Walter Koenig?" I was talking about him on an elevator at a convention and didn't recognize him standing next to me - until I got off and he flashed his "Chekov smile" at me. A few dozen years later he called me after I put up the Chekov website and asked if I'd run his official website. I recognize him on elevators now.

2) What's a few of your biggest pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

- People that summarily dismiss other people because (in their judgment) they aren't smart enough, aren't in the same "class", don't have good enough jobs, have poor personal care, are dressed differently, have different interests....everyone has value: if you can search so hard to find a reason to dismiss or ostracize someone you can search half as hard for their value!

- People that are intentionally cruel to other people. There's only one thing to say... WTF?! Well, for doing that you get the reward of spending time being controlled by nasty feelings AND the person you are doing evil to.

- Parents that do not appreciate and nurture the individuals their children are; and who do not instill good self worth and confidence in their kids. How hard is it to let them make their own sandwich and tell them what a great meal it is? Yeah, maybe they wasted a jar of jelly on the counter- but there's a chance to finger-paint with food and you have to collect these things to tell THEIR kids to let them know even mom and dad were klutzy kids once.

- Cupboard doors being left open, empty containers/trash left on the counters, and leaving stuff out you used. Seriously: how hard is it to put your toothbrush and toothpaste back where you got them?! It's okay though... I always rinse them off in the toilet before I put them away for you.

3) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure? 

"It's Raining Men". I actually have an entire "mix" CD that only has this song on it... a dozen versions that I play at full volume while driving. It's a really fun song - it begs you to scream out the lyrics and you can't help but dance to the music. The dancing keeps me awake while I'm driving - and makes driving more of a challenge.

4) What's the most embarrassing job you've ever had (in or outside of your current job)?

I've been fortunate never to have had and embarrassing "job" - but as a social worker I've had to do some rather, uh, "down to earth" tasks - like inserting tampons into women and changing adult men's diapers.

5) Does it bother you when 'fans' add your significant others, personal friends, and family members on social networks, just to feel closer to you or the people you know?

No, I've met some of my most interesting friends that way! And if they are only using me to get to someone else - well, they may be one of THEIR future most interesting friends: if not, I figure they can take care of themselves.

6) Does anyone ever tell you that you look like someone else famous?

All the time - Cher. Before she had surgery and before I gained weight from metabolic syndrome.

7) If another 'Classic Monster' film (Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, Black Lagoon, etc...) were going to be made and they needed you to play one of them- which one do you think you would be the best as? Why?

I'd be best as Winona Kirk in "Star Trek XI" because I am a mom at heart. What? "Star Trek XI" isn't a classic horror film? Are you SURE?!

8) Do blonds, redheads or brunettes have more fun?

Brunettes - absolutely! Folks consider us the steady, stable ones and don't pay attention, so we can get away with all kinds of things.

9) Have you had the pleasure of running into a wall, door, window, screen door, or sliding door?

I don't think so, but I make up for it by tripping over thin air on a routine basis. I always wait until the most opportune time - such as when a CBS film crew is transmitting live and the whole world gets to witness me fall into an actor's lap.

10) If you had to rely on someone in the celebrity world to back you up in a fight, who would you choose?

Schwarzenegger! Because all he'd have to do is stand there and glare at them to make them run away - I don't approve of violence for any reason so I figure he's the best guy to walk around with.

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Hey...join us for Walter Koenig's star installation ceremony next September! Keep up on all the great details of the event on his official site www.walterkoenigsite.com and the event site www.planetexpo.com

AND watch for the episodes I wrote and helped to costume to be released at www.startreknewvoyages.com They are an amazing cast and crew and they've pulled off miracles making these come to life! More TOS rocks!

While waiting, read my fanfic at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/587072/Andriech - because if you review them it will fill the ink in my pen and I can write more!


 Words from me: Thank you, Patty, for saving my ass- just like you save everyone else. You are, indeed, the universal 'Mom.'