29 September, 2011

Juan Carlos (J.C.) Baez



Who are you?:

I’m J.C. Baez and I’m an artist/painter living in Chicago. I’m the illustrator for Walter Koenig’s comic book Things To Come. I’m also working with musician Jon Anderson (of Yes) developing concepts for CD covers and other upcoming projects. I’ve created storyboards for Star Trek Phase II as well.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

First, “are you related to Joan Baez?” The answer is no, at least not that I know. I like Joan and especially the work she did with Bob Dylan but we’re not related. Second, “do you at least know her?” Nope. Never met her.

2) Favourite junk food that you'd refuse to ever give up- even if a diet or your health would suffer?

Coca Cola. It’s gonna be the death of me.

3) Do you sing in the shower/bathroom?

Not as much as I used to. With two kids in the house there’s no time to waste in the bathroom. As soon as you’ve been in there 5 minutes they start banging on the door because they need to use the bathroom.

4) Pick out one of your scars - where is it and how did you manage to achieve it?

I have a small scar on my left eyebrow, which continues on the left side of my nose. When I was 6 years old I was playing Batman with a friend and we were re-creating one of those Adam West style fights (with the Pow and Blam) as we were swinging on a seating platform style swing. I lost my balance and the swing (with my friend/Joker still on it) swung back and hit me on the face, sending me flying back a few feet. Thanks for making me remember that, now I’ll need some therapy.


5) Have you ever lost anything important down a toilet or known someone who has?

If I remember correctly a relative lost a ring in the toilet but she retrieved it with a trash bag. I would’ve said goodbye to it right there and then.

6) Would you consider yourself to be superstitious?

No, not really. Maybe when I was a kid but I haven’t in a long time.

7) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

I believe in God and in the spiritual world but maybe not in ghosts in the traditional sense. I do believe there is life on other planets. Definitely!

8) Does Facebook own your soul?

It tries to but I fight back!

9) Ever accidentally punch yourself in the face?

Thankfully no! I think you’d have to be pretty wasted to achieve that! Either that or have a pretty heated conversation with yourself.

10) If your closest friend killed someone, would you help bury the body?

Depends on which friend and who he or she killed and what my part of the loot would be.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Buy Walter Koenig’s Things To Come, our new 4-issue comic book mini-series, available at comic book shops everywhere on September 28th.  Also thanks to Walter. You are an amazing collaborator, my friend. I’m lucky to be working with you.

26 September, 2011

Aron Houdini






Who are you?:

ARON HOUDINI, "THE WORLDS ONLY LIVING HOUDINI"

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

1. Have you ever met Harry Houdini?
Seriously? He's been dead over 80 years..... good lord people!

2. Do you know Houdini's secret words if he comes back from the dead? And what are they?
Yes I do, and No I can't tell..... but,..you can look it up on the internet. :)

2) Do you collect anything that other people find strange for YOU to, personally, collect?

I always take something from the Haunted Places I visit. Rocks, dirt, sometimes the owners give me things... :)

3) Is there an accent that gets on your nerves?

Not really,...but I HATE when people say "knowd"....

4) The most annoying type of person, in your opinion?

Cheaters. Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Husbands, Wives,....Cheaters....cheaters...... HATE IT!

5) The longest amount of time you've ever stayed awake?

2 1/2 days. It made me so sick.

6) What's the saddest (emotionally) movie you've ever seen?

The Land Before Time. Still so sad.

7) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?

BELIEVE in Karma. I believe whatever a person puts into this World Is what they will get back. I believe that 100%

8) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

WOW.... I have so many.
People who buy lottery tickets. There should be a separate line at the checkout for those people.
ALWAYS make the bed in the morning.
Wash your hands. yuck!

9) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure?

That 70's Show Theme song.... Favorite show ever!

10) Has there ever been an occasion that you were so pissed off, you caused damage to an inanimate object? Elaborate, please?

YES.... playing Nintendo as a kid. I would get so mad I would bite the controller.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Shout out to my Lovely Bridget..... Love you so much! Come add me on facebook... just look for Aron Houdini and watch me when I'm on TV.... please! :)


Words from me:
I haven't known Aron and Bridget for very long, but they ARE fantastic people and fun to hang out with. Here is a clip of Aron on a very recent episode of the show 'Auction Kings' on the Discovery Channel: http://youtu.be/p4uZPn24gwI

22 September, 2011

Lito Velasco



Who are you?: 

I'm an aspiring actor, musician, composer, producer, and writer living my dream in Hollywood, California.  And while I have so far been lucky enough to work in "the industry" (and with some of the legends of the horror world), every day I thank fortune because in the end...I'm still just a wide-eyed fan/dork who somehow got lucky.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?: 

I haven't been interviewed enough times and am certainly no sort of celebrity to really feel like I'm "sick of" any questions posed to me.  So I'll just go with questions that get posed to me in "real life"...

"Why are you still a Cubs fan?"  Answer: because in my mind, being a loyal and steadfast Cubs fan proves that you can endure any hardship that life throws your way.  If you're optimistic (read: dumb) enough to have new hope for the team every Spring...then you've got what it takes to make it through just about any trial.  And hopefully one day...that patience and faith will be rewarded.

"You REALLY liked 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'?  Seriously, dude?!"  Answer: yes, now please stop asking me that before I get angry.

2) What do YOU consider to be the root of all evil?: 

I know a lot of people would answer with "money"...and I'm going to go a similar route: unchecked and unabatable greed.  I look around and see it everywhere and it just really makes me stop and shake my head and think to myself, "Man...when is enough enough?!"  People who have so much always want more and seem to think they never have enough and it just sort of makes me laugh because...those people will never be happy or find what they're looking for.  And while I don't want to come off like a prick or seem judgmental by saying something like that...I think people will understand exactly what I mean and am trying to convey.

3) If you had to pick someone in the celebrity world to back you up in a fight, who would you pick and why?: 

Easiest question of the lot: Harrison Ford.  That guy's not only one of the greatest screen icons in the history of cinema...he's also a real-life hero who doesn't take any shit from anyone, tells it like it is, and I'm sure could kick copious amounts of ass if called upon to do so.  Not to mention...how cool would it be to know you were duking it out with roughnecks alongside Indiana Jones/Han Solo?  'Nuff said, methinks.

4) If you had the chance to own your dream car, would you let it simply sit in a garage or would you actually drive it?: 

My dream car is a DeLorean...and if I got one, I would soup it up to make it an exact, screen-accurate match of the time-machine from Back to the Future...and then I would drive that thing into the ground!

5) Star Wars or Star Trek?: 

Since I was old enough to have a single thought that actually mattered, I have NEVER bought into the idea that you cannot absolutely adore and be a fan of both of those franchises and worlds.  My wife will attest to the fact that I am living proof of that fact.  I grew up a diehard Star Wars "baby"...but once I reached my teens, I discovered the amazing world of Trek with episodes of The Next Generation...which lead me to seek out the feature films and go back to the original series as well.  Both worlds are so completely unique...and they're both filled with amazing character, life lessons, wonderful stories, etc.  Plus...I appeared (barely!) in a few scenes in the J.J. Abrams reboot (which I absolutely loved), so I have to be a proud Trekkie!

Now...if you're asking me a "If you could only have one for the rest of your life..." sort of question...then as much as it pains me to say it, I would have to say...may the force be with us...always.  Geez, I look back on all my answers thus far and I have REALLY outed myself as the world's biggest dork, haven't I?  Oh well, I still was able to marry the prom queen...and she loves me.  So...take that, world!

6) Any phobias?: 

A couple of really strong ones, actually.  But I don't think revealing them in an Internet interview that could potentially be read by millions of people across the world is the smartest thing for someone who is technically in "the public eye" to do.  So let's just go with: puppies and tits.  I'm terrified of both.  Especially boobs.  So if anyone ever wants to terrify me...that's a good way to go.  Show me some boobs and I'll scream like Jamie Lee!

7) How far do you think you would get if you went on the show 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?':

This isn't the type of question I should be honest with, is it?!  If I say "all the way", people will think I'm a conceited jerk (which many already do).  If I say "I'd fail miserably", people will think I'm being falsely modest.  Ahhh, the lovely Catch-22's of show business.  (sighs)  I'll be honest: I think I could do really, really well.  Seriously.

8) Ever actually *facepalm* or *headdesk* before?: 

Several times, actually.  Many of those incidents took place during George W. Bush's Presidency.  Ooops, have I said too much?  Oh well.

9) Is the omission of information considered the same as lying?: 

My attorney has advised me not to answer this question.  Wait...did I just tell a lie?!  CRAP!

10) Do you still watch kid movies- without any kids around? If so, have a favourite?: 

Abso-friggin'-lutely!  Favorites include just about anything Pixar (although I wonder...are those technically considered "kids movies"?)- I still say Toy Story 3 was the best film of last year -and Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird.  You haven't lived until you've seen the scene where Ernie and Bert fly an airplane.  Absolutely magical, my friends.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

As far as "shout outs": a big thanks to Angela for asking me to do this.  Opportunities like this are always flattering...and mystifying.  Because I have no idea why anyone ever wants to hear what I have to say.  Hopefully I didn't embarrass myself too badly.  Okay, so I did.

Thanks to every person who reads this and every fan who supports not only what I do...but cinema and horror in general.
Thank you to every person who has believed in and helped me and continues supporting me.  Most of them know who they are already, but a special thanks to: Guy, George and Mindy, Chris, Stacey and Lori, Jason, Thommy, Daniel, Mikey, Gwen, Kathy and "the boys", Ana, Mina, my parents.
Finally, the most sincere and heartfelt thank you to my amazing, beautiful, hilarious, and ridiculously supportive wife, Jennifer.  In The Rock, Sean Connery’s character said, "Losers always whine about their best.  Winners go home and f**k the prom queen."  So no matter how bad certain days may be...at least on some level I know I am “winning”.  Thanks, Charlie.
Self-promotions?  Three:
- check out Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy, which is the multi-award-winning documentary on the original A Nightmare on Elm Street series that I helped produce.  It's available at www.elmstreetlegacy.com and it really does rock
- check out Scream: The Inside Story, a documentary I helped produce about the original Scream.  It's available on the new Scream Trilogy BluRay boxed set...find it at Amazon or through local retailers
- please check out and support our latest effort: More Brains: A Return to the Living Dead, which is the definitive documentary about the classic The Return of the Living Dead.  Our website is brand-spanking-new and AWESOME and the show will debut next month.  Get more info at www.getmorebrains.com
Last words?  Send cash to: Lito Velasco, c/o Bus Stop #5, West Hills, California

19 September, 2011

Kitsie Duncan



Who are you?:


Kitsie is a model and actress whose credits include roles in 'Idiot Gore,' 'Mother's Blood,' and 'Lethal Obsession.'


1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering - and,
their answers?

LOL, I'm a n00b really so I'm not sick of anything yet, My top 2
questions would probably be how was the transition from modeling into
acting and What's your favorite Horror film.  The answers are as such:

The transition was super simple, as Modeling (especially the Horror Pin
Up's I've done) were acting them selves, just no movement or audio :)

And my favorite horror films are 3 and they aren't your typical answers
:)  #3 Rob Zombies Halloween, #2 Devils Rejects, and #1 Poltergeist.
Poltergeist scares the crap out of me as a kid, and still does.

2) What is something that completely grosses you out?

Boogers and wounds that ooze puss.

3) Do you still watch kids movies- without any kids around? If so, what's your favourite?

Heck yeah and Often!  My all time favorite is probably the original
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, followed by Toy Story and
Despicable Me.  And I also LOVE the TV show iCarly 

4) Do you do your absolute best to speak in a politically-correct manner? How well is that working out for you?

I try and stay positive.  There is just so much negativity and drama
out there, I refuse to get sucked up into it all.

5) A phrase/word that is/was ever trendy, that drove you insane?

No I don't think so.  I am that annoying chick who says all the
annoying phrases/words.  My favorite right now is Amazaballz :)

6) Thoughts on parents blaming ALL media when their kids fuck up?

Parents have no one to blame but them selves.  Spend time with your
kids and get to know them, they are awesome people.

7) Pornos - exciting or monotonous?

The whole parody trend CRACKS ME UP!!!  Not the Cosby's triple X  It's
sick twisted and hilarious.  Do you have a copy I can borrow??

8) Sitting on a plane, do you prefer window or aisle seats?

I prefer the window, but need an isle seat, I have a bladder the size
of a pea.

9) Do you consider yourself more of a country or city person?

Hmmmm, I live in the country, but love the city.  I love the fact that
where I live is quiet, but I also love the way the city buzzes.  But I
hate getting dirty and dispise country music, so I guess that makes me a
city girl.

10) Rollercoasters - are you just a line buddy or a coaster warrior?

Never a line buddy, I love a good roller coaster ride, as long as it's
not the emotional sort.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

So much going on and so little time.
check me out at www.kitsieduncan.com
www.facebook.com/kitsiefans
www.twitter.com/kitsieduncan
All of those will keep you posted on what's going on with me.

15 September, 2011

Ari Lehman



Who are you?:

Greetings from CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE!!! I am Ari Lehman, the First Jason
Voorhees, from "FRIDAY THE 13TH" (1980).

1) What are the top two questions you are sick of answering - and, their
answers?

When you filmed the final scene of "FRIDAY THE 13TH" was the water cold?

The answser: No.

How could you have played Jason Voorhees if you are so short?

The answer: If I was any taller I would not have been asked to play Jason
Voorhees, since in the first film (1980), he was still a little boy.

2) What's the oddest thing a fan has ever brought as a gift for you, or
for you to sign?

A bottle of real Absinthe.

In Germany, I was asked to autograph a bottle of homemade Plum Schnapps!

Also bottles of sand and water from the real Crystal Lake in New Jersey.


3) If you were being chased by a bear, would you totally trip your friend
to get away?

NEVER! I would trip the bear...


4) If fans are going to buy you drinks - what are you having?

Wild Turkey 101, Laird's Apple Brandy 100, Eau De Vie, Calvados...


5) Do you get pissed off or do you get even?

Neither. I just sing songs about JASON VOORHEES...


6) What was the last traffic ticket you received for?

Speeding.


7) If you had the opportunity to play with ANY band/musician in the world,
who would it be and why?

To go back in time and play with Frank Zappa... Because it was the most
amazingly creative and disciplined band that Rock Music has ever heard!

8) Do you do your absolute best to speak in a politically-correct manner?
How well is that working out for you?

My politics are generally considered incorrect. Except by radical monsters.

9) Boxers, tighty whities, or commando?

Designer black briefs, or commando.

10) Do you have any now-useless keys still on your keyring?

Not at the moment.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Check out FIRSTJASON'S New Music Video "JASON'S BRIDE" Starring Monster
Man Jeff Wickedbeard Cochran, Horror Starlet Julie Anne, Kitty Zom, Jason
Crowe and Roni Jonah and Ari Lehman and Ryan Adomaitis from FIRSTJASON!!!
Produecd by EYEROMP FILMS the Video will be online before Halloween 2011.

Many Thanks to Angela and Wickedbeard!!! JASON NEVER DIES!!!


Words from me: I have a need to correct that Julie Anne was replaced at the last moment, with Roni Jonah. These questions were done previous to the shooting of the video, which was shot a couple of days ago. I think Ari had entirely too much fun there. Ha.

08 September, 2011

Ted Alderman



Who are you?: 

My name is Ted Alderman and I am an actor and stuntman.  Also from time to time make films, I own Wicked Dreams Entertainment, but prefer acting more.  Being behind the camera is a headache!!! :)
 
1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers? 

Have you ever been told you resemble Patrick Swayze? and Are you related to the Swayze family?  I say, yes ever since Dirty Dancing first came out when I was in High School, even though I really don't see it. And no, but I wished I was related to him.  He was a great person and I really wanted to meet him before he left this world.  He was one of the inspirations for me to start acting.

2) Are there any dumb questions out there?  Or, is it true that there are none?

Well... once being in the National Honor Society and field medic in the military I would have to say that there isn't any dumb questions.  BUT as a human being... it may only be that it's confused people asking confusing questions?!?!?!

3) Do you think tan lines are sexy? 

I prefer females with an all over tan... I don't think there is anything sexier than that!!!

4) Do you consider yourself a 'phone person?' 

No... I'm a person to person type of communicator.

5) Rollercoasters - are you just a line buddy or a coaster warrior? 

Definitely a coaster warrior!!!  I use to work at Six Flags north of Chicago and we use to ride one of the rides with either the bar that locks you in loose and even rode it backwards.  I'm still in search of a coaster that actually scares me!!!

6) Do you consider yourself more of a country or city person? 

City person!!! I'm from Mississippi and it's such a small area that it's boring and dull.  I love big cities cause there are so much to do and with my mind, I get bored with things very fast so it needs new things to keep it intrigued.

7) Is there a number or specific time of day that haunts you on a daily basis? 

Not anything that I can really think of at the moment.

8) Have you ever been ramen noodles every dinner or dish soap for laundry soap kind of broke? 

Yes... when I was in the military and the first time I lived in California, the government had messed up one of my pay checks and it put me so far in a hole that it took them 9 months to straighten it out.  Because of the mistake I was late on rent and other bills that I only ate ramen noodles or hamburger helper for a few months.

9) Do you still own an address book/book with written addresses and phone numbers? 

I do have a notebook that I have names, addresses and phone numbers in.  But it's a backup for just in case my iPhone crashes and I lose all my contacts. :)

10) How do you feel about grammar? 

I don't know.  I'm not a huge critic about it.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

My site (www.TedAlderman.com) is a little outdated but I'm currently looking for acting gigs and have my reel on Youtube (www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHflBsC_IQo) and my Facebook page (www.Facebook.com/AldermanTed).  Have a look!!  I love traveling and always have a great time working with new people.  Wait a minute didn't I hear they're making a film based on Patrick Swayze's life.... Ummm  I'm game and I'm also a martial artist and dancer!!! :)

05 September, 2011

Todd Farmer



Short intro/who are you?:

I am a writer who takes his pants off and while I am not a dick, I play one on TV.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

Most asked question: "What's up with H3D?"
Answer: Lussier and I delivered our draft at the end of '09 and learned there wasn't enough time or money to shoot the movie before we had to start prepping Drive Angry.  While recently working on the Hellraiser story we were told it was time to talk Halloween again.  So at the moment, we're talking.  We'll see.

2nd most asked question: "Were you and Betsy really doing it?" 
Answer: Sure.

2) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

Interesting question but I've no idea.  I don't follow celebs or their odd lives because there's no money in it.  I have a few celeb friends and with the fame and money comes a terrible price of living with no privacy nor normalcy.  Guess if I had to blink somebody it would be a reality "star".  Dunno which one, cuz I don't watch reality shows.  Blink your pick on my behalf.  You have my blessing.  :)

3) What's the worst thing you've ever been called or what would be the worst thing anyone could call you?

Martha.

4) If the human race was obliterated and you were the sole survivor, how long do you think you'd survive?

I'd be fine.  I got seven or eight personalities in here to keep me company.

5) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly one?'

No but I'd love to punch the guy that does that in the forehead.

6) How would you describe your sense of humour?

Dirty girl dirty. 

7) Pick out one of your scars - where is it and how did you manage to achieve it?

I've numerous scars on my knuckles.  They were achieved from teeth.  I sometimes cannot tolerate rude behavior.

8) Do you have a favourite article of clothing that you absolutely refuse to give up?

I've a knit sweater that can resemble chain-mail at distance which I refer to as my Jedi sweater.  It's been mended a dozen times but still has holes and is literally falling apart.

9) Worst city/state/country you've ever visited?

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires. 

10) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

Lots of stuff I don't like but when it comes down to dislike verses death, figure I can eat just about anything.  Well, Charlie Sheen, covered in Vegemite.  I might pass on that.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

If you're not happy, you're not dancing enough.

01 September, 2011

Amy Steel



Who are you?:

Amy is probably best known in the horror community as 'Ginny' from 'Friday the 13th pt. 2.' She also works with an organization called 'Stand InBalance Equine Assisted Healing.'

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What happened to Paul and why didn't you do Part 3? I don't know and I wish I had.

2) Have you ever had the pleasure of running into a wall, door, screen, window, or sliding door?

No, but I've seen it happen and I feel bad for laughing. I also saw someone fall off a balcony once. I might have laughed then too (intoxicated) but it led to his getting sober so I guess Humpty Dumpty was put back together again without of all the kings horses and all the kings men.

3) Do you do anything special to celebrate Halloween? If so, what?

My husband makes killer chili and we eat it with crusty bread and good friends and lots of wine to put out the fire. Oh, and we give good candy. No gummy worms with tongs or shiny but bruised apples from our door.

4) One of the hardest lessons you've had to learn in your adult life?

PATIENCE! And failure is how the Universe weeds out the dead ends. And, Gossip kills by boomerang.

5) Have you ever (accidentally) hit an animal or person with your vehicle?

About 15 years ago I ran over a pigeon in Hollywood. I can still feel the bump in the front tires, the bump in the back tires and then death coming up through the steering wheel. Creeps me out every time I think about it.

6) Is there a number or specific time of day that haunts you on a daily basis?

Morning. I open my eyes and feel like Bob Fosse, "Showtime!" and get anxious about what I should-will-attempt-need-to-accomplish for the day to be labeled 'productive' which always feels good but of course doesn't always happen. But I'm 5 days without coffee so maybe things will get better.

7) Do you get pissed off or do you get even?

Both. But only in situations I think are ridiculously unfair. Truthfully, I find it's never really worth it, since the thing that pissed me off isn't really what I'm mad about. Now that's interesting.

8) Has there ever been a movie that you've watched and had nightmares because of it, the same night?

Exorcist and French Connection. Drugs and religion make chainsaws or hatchets look like tinker toys.

9) If you were being chased by a bear, would you totally trip your friend to get away?

No. Well, how close a friend? I was walking with someone the other day I would have sautéed, flambéed and put on a silver platter for the first bear that came along. Hell, a cockroach would've been a relief at one point.

10) What's the oddest thing a fan has ever brought as a gift for you, or for you to sign?

Signing my face tattooed on a woman's leg was surreal. Best gift was an assortment of dark beer ;)

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Shame is a show stopper, a heart stopper, and stops up life. It also lives too deep to scare out or cut out like they do in horror films... Since I'm a therapist/counselor who likes to works with shame and it's toxic waste, I want to start a 'skype-like' counseling service for people who are ready to do things that matter for themselves and the planet-- before either burns up. Who's in?


Words from me: I dunno what the hell that wink's all about at the end of number 10. Trying to get us all in trouble for sneaking contraband into the conventions. Sheesh! I'm on a personal mission to have her puke sprinkles, too, by the way. I will win.