The Negative

Raine Brown

2012-02-10T04:04:00.000-05:00

Who are you?:

I am an indie actress from the east cost! I have done a ton of film and theatre work you can check Raine Brown on IMDB!

Go to my official site www.rainebrown.com for all the info!

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What's my favorite film I've worked on and What's your favorite horror film I've watched.

Na!!! not going to do it again.... especially since I am asking myself! You all are just going to have to find any other interview i did and look at the answer there! :)

2) Is there a store you would be completely lost without?

OMG Target or Tarjhey as we call it! It has everthing for my house and food and entertainment. Only thing it doesn't sell is cars and maybe they will soon! :) I expect kick back sent to me for free advertising!! haha!

3) What's something you had as a kid that you think today's kids are missing out on?

Haha .. I don't want to date myself. But I think really long phone conversions with your HS boyfriend. Now everyone just text constantly and those were really sweet and fun. It was a great way to get to know each other especially giving you some private time when you were not allowed to be alone with a boy yet!!!

4) How far do you think you would get if you went on the show 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'

Wow! I would get close to the million mark but then get stumped on a stupid question about cheese and then have used all my lifelines so have to leave with my big check!!

5) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

Na! Well maybe! I don't think on it a lot cuz who can know for sure. All I know is that I really don't know all that there is so who knows! It creeps me really think of it!

6) Sitting on a plane, do you prefer window or aisle seats?

Usually window. I like to look out at the sky and clouds during the day and the lights as night.

7) A rough estimate of how many different words you know for 'breasts:'

about 15. I think my B/F would know more. He is way more into them.

8) Favourite junk food that you'd refuse to ever give up- even if a diet or your health would suffer?

Chocolate! I eat it everyday no matter what. I am so addicted to it. I have heard that chocolate activates the same parts of your brain as pot... without the getting high part, but it does make me feel really good and relaxed. Now it is being said that it is good for you anyway.... so there!

9) What holiday do you consider to be the most useless?

President's day??? April Fools! :)

10) In a burping contest with only 2 other people, where would you rank? 1st, 2nd, or 3rd?

Def. 1st! I have a demonic crazy possessed burp. I am a tiny girl and I am not quite sure where it comes from but it is quite an amazing sound! I actually need to record it so it can be an effect for one of my films!!

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Yes! Look for Gallery of Fear and I Heart U and hopefully Game Over coming out on DVD some time this year!

Also, BrainCell, Sculpture, and Psychoholocaust all on amazon.com!!

Like me on Facebook so you can keep up with all the updates!!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Raine-Brown/200385190029588

See you on FB! :) xoxoxo

Jessica Cameron

2012-01-20T19:21:00.002-05:00

Who are you?:

My name is Jessica Cameron and I am a loving aunt, fabulous friend, loyal girlfriend, half Irish and Scottish, an extremely hard worker, obnoxious cat lover, business entrepreneur, social networking whore, and when I am lucky I act in films/tv shows/web series/music videos and more. ( I also apparently like run on sentences, ALOT).
Oh, and I am a horrible speller, this is your warning….

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

Who do you want to work with - normally I politely list a few people I would love to work with (sometimes actors, sometimes producers, sometimes directors). Even though the answer is ever changing its still all true. However I could never give a complete list since it is just too long!
But heres a little secret from me to you - I am an actor, so I want to work with EVERYONE and ANYONE that does good quality work and/or pays well. (sadly it sometimes is an either or situation…)
However recently I read Pearry Teo's latest script and it blew my mind so he and his business partner Chad Michael Ward are literally at the top of the list…. when you read as many scripts as I do an amazing script can be hard to find!

Whats your favorite horror film - I hate this question since its like asking a parent who their favorite child is. And like most parents it depends on the day that you ask me. If I have had a hard day at work and wanted to zone out with a favorite torture porn flick then Saw or Hostel would jump to the list. If I had an easy day at work and wanted to pay close attention to an intellectually done horror film then Insidious would be tops on that list.
And sometimes I just need to kiss the butt of a certain film maker and then, guess what, their film tops that list….

2) Your best revenge plot (executed or just plotted):

When I was a child, the main phone in our home had a cord (yes, this was before cell phones) and was near a bathroom. So when my friends would call I was chat with them while hanging out in the bathroom. I never got along well with my brother so I would use his toothbrush to clean the bathroom (yes - all the bathroom) while chatting on the phone.
I have never told him about this before…
So surprise Ryan : )
I am sure that as an adult I could come up with something far more vicious…..luckily I have not been encouraged as yet to do so : )

3) Do you collect anything that other people find strange for YOU to, personally, collect?

Coupons! I am a coupon cutting fanatic : ) Or at least I was when I lived in the midwest. I have not had much time to get a grasp on the coupon scene in LA yet.
(confession - I organize them using a 3 binder system - each binder organized by product…)
I actually miss it….it was so much fun!

4) Pick out one of your scars - where is it and how did you manage to achieve it?

I have a 2 1/2" long thin scar on the inside front of my thigh. Halloween 2009 I was dressed as Jem (my favorite 80's cartoon) and my friends and I wound up at this random bar in Columbus, Ohio. I had always wanted to ride a mechanical bull, so when I saw that they had one set up I was really excited. Sadly they make you take off your shoes when you ride those things - apparently its a danger to have them on since they could harm you or someone else (upsetting though since they really completed my outfit!). When I went up I was determined to not fall off. So I used every single muscle I had and held on tight, and I stayed on the entire time. By the time the operator stopped it, I was on a 90 degree angle with the ground (but it still counts) and had to let myself drop since there was no other way off. I knew that my leg had gone under part of the bull, but it was not until I was standing that I realized I had sliced open my thigh and there was a lot of blood. Luckily, thanks to my background working on horror films, I was not bothered by it and just tried to stop the bleeding so I could go back to dancing!

5) Roller coasters - are you just a line buddy or a coaster warrior?

I am the COASTER QUEEN! I love them. I have to bring several friends with me to amusement parks since I usually wear out a few of them!

6) Pornos - exciting or monotonous?

Depends on the porno ; )
And who you are watching it with, where you are watching it and why.

7) Worst city/state/country you've ever visited? Why?

Honestly I have never visited anywhere that was a bad place. I have visited places and found bad people there, but its not really fair to hold that against the location.
Keep in mind that as an actress my opinion is skewed since when I go to shoot somewhere the general population are usually excited and therefor I get treated very well.

8) If you could have a boxing match with anyone in the world, who would it be?

Right now - lets see…
There is a certain female website hostess/blogger who is a bully towards certain people in the business (including myself). I am intentionally not saying her name since it would be wrong to give her any more press. I do not expect everyone to like me, in fact I would consider it an issue if everyone did but to pick on anyone or bully them is just wrong regardless of the level that you think that you are on.
People like that need to be knocked off the pedestals that they put themselves on and I would greatly enjoy being the one to do it!

9) Thoughts on parents blaming ALL media when their kids fuck up?

I will never understand why some people can not accept their own faults and then make the conscious choice to improve them.
I do - its really not that hard. It saddens me when people who are not good parents lay blame elsewhere rather then fixing the issues and possibly improving their children's lives.
I think it is selfish.
My parents taught me right from wrong, and helped me to understand the consequences to my actions and I am every grateful for that.
Children need to be taught those things.

10) Have you ever (accidentally) hit an animal or person with your vehicle?

I have accidentally killed a possum and I was very sad about it. I was coming up over a hill and did not have a chance to swerve.
I cried and went back to see if he survived…sadly he did not.
I have actually ditched my car while swerving to miss a cat. True story. $900 in repairs later I was happy with my decision!
Years later I would swerve again to miss another cat, and hit a curb which resulted in the air bag deploying and the car being totaled…
So needless to say I try to not hit animals!

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Me, shameless self promotion…YES PLEASE : )

My website:
www.jessicacameron.com

My twitter:
jessicacameron_

My Facebook fan page (sorry the regular page is full):
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=711022670&ref=search#!/pages/JESSICA-CAMERON/142349905776861?ref=mf

And of course my IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2781723/

Marie Grace Stephens

2012-01-14T16:08:00.000-05:00

Short intro/Who are you?:

Hi…my name is Marie Grace Stephens and I’m a screenwriter/filmmaker/rocket scientist and circus performer…

Oh, and I raise pygmy weasels in my off time…

I’m just kidding about the ‘rocket scientist’ part…

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

Well…I can’t think of questions I’m sick of…but these were asked just yesterday…and by the same person ironically…

A) Marie, Have you killed again?!

ANSWER: Maybe…

B) Did you bake that banana bread?!

ANSWER: Maybe…

2) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

People who ask me what my pet peeves are…

3) What's the crappiest movie you've ever seen? What makes it the worst for you?

I tried to watch “Manos”—The hands of fate… with the MST3k treatment…and it was still ‘un-watchable’…

What makes it worse is that this was a type of creative vision of some sort…and I wouldn’t want to be in that guy’s head…

4) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure?

I don’t have a song per se…but I have guilty pleasures…
Do you want to know about the legal ones or the illegal ones?

5) If you were on Death Row, what would it be for and what would your last meal be?

Not sure…but at this point in my life...probably murder…and that’s not a confession…by the way…

And my meal would involve chocolate…the good stuff…not the cheap crap…I’d ask for the most rare and expensive chocolate…because it would take them longer to get it…and then I could keep working on my escape plan…

6) When a song that you know, but dislike, comes on- do you still sing to it?

Hell no! I’m afraid that shit will get stuck in my head and torment me all day…so when I hear I song I hate…I immediately start singing a song I love…hoping that one will stick…instead of the bad one…there’s nothing worse for me than hearing a horrible song play over and over in your head all day… (Damn you, Celine Dion…)

7) Do you relate to the majority of heroes or villains in stories?

Hmmm…there’s a hero and villain inside all of us…so I think I identify with both…especially when I wear a cape…

8) Do you collect anything that other people find strange for YOU to, personally, collect?

I don’t think so…I collect PEANUTS memorabilia and silent film memorabilia…

But maybe my voodoo doll collection could creep people out…I have to admit…I’ve gotten some weird looks from people… especially when the doll looks like them…

9) What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Whatever side my dogs haven’t stolen first… the little shits…

10) What's the most ridiculous nickname anyone's ever given you?

Crazy voodoo lady…but that might be because of the dolls…

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Friend me on facebook…(MarieGraceStephens-Screenwriter)…

And my website…MarieGraceStephens.com will be up shortly…

Also… my short film, “What about the Monsters!?” will be out soon…

Thanks Angela!!

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep

2012-01-08T03:18:00.001-05:00

So, I know it's been a good while since I've made a post.
Apologies. Kind of. See what had happened was....

I ended up being bombarded by a host of things that usually tend to crop up toward the end of the year. Those normal things were accompanied by some new things. You don't need the details, trust me. It's a mess.

During this hiatus, I've been doing some thinking. Uh-oh, I know. We're lucky the apartment is still here. I'm a hazard.

Since this blog IS just for the silliness and for the fun of it- I'm going to do away with the scheduled posts. Partially due to lack of time to find new people willing to submit themselves to my insanity, and also a lot of people that say they will do questions but end up changing their minds for whatever reason. So, I'm going to post as I receive replies. It seems like the only logical thing to do, right? I think so. Plus, it has the benefits of removing a deadline- which, I'll be perfectly honest and say I am really looking forward to.

So, a new year and a new way of doing this blog o' craziness. Hopefully, it'll progress and become what I wanted it to be, originally. Completely new and different to the 'interview' community.

Til we meet again!
~Angela

Diva of the Dead and Nightmare Man

2011-11-03T03:54:00.000-04:00

Princess Diva of the Dead

Who are you?:

Princess Diva of the DEAD is a princess zombie. A fresh zombie still all bloody not yet began to rot and fall apart. She always wears her princess sash , her sparkly jewels , and her tiara. She's a hugger so be prepared to get a lil blood on you(dont worry it washes) . Most of all ... watch out , she BITES!

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

are you a dead prom queen..... NO I'm a zombie princess

2) Is there anything in your closet that you've borrowed from someone else?

nothing in my closet that i borrowed , my stuff in my friends closet.she is a ditz and forgets to return things

3) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

LIVER!!!! fucking discusting. as a child my mom would make me eat it even though she knew i hated it.i would literally gag and still have to eat it. pepper , hate it. peas... aka puke balls

4) Have you ever had the pleasure of running into a wall, door, screen, window, or sliding door?

i know this will be funny but it was done by a smartass just to piss me off but i got hurt.... when married i was heading to bed one night and all lights were out the bedroom one and i have a night vision problem... so the asshole decided to shut off the bedroom light as he knew i was headed that way , just in time for me to lose sight and slam into the bedroom doorway(twice because my head bounced)

5) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

celine dion!!! i cant stand one word that comes out of her mouth talking or singing.always sounds like she has a pile of shit in her mouth.

6) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly one?'

hells yes!! maybe its a trick to get the ugly ones to go in , they wanna see if there is someone uglier ? hahaha

7) A rough estimate of how many different words you know for 'breasts:'

bags of sand ..ehhhh.. probably 20

8) Rollercoasters - are you just a line buddy or a coaster warrior?

Warrior although at times its been hard to walk after riding from getting scared but hey thats why I ride em

9) Is there an accent that gets on your nerves?

THE FAKE ONES

10) Do you talk to your pets as if they're human? Do they understand or talk back?

ofcorse. they do! lastnight I put the cat in the bathroom and was headed to bed , he started to follow me and I said "no you stay back" he literally backed up and sat down. (have a guinea pig and dont wanna wake to his remains after the cat decides to have a midnight snack while im in bed)

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

be sure to watch my new show A Deadly Dose of Diva first episode being recorded today on Halloween. It will be on Facebook and youtube
join my Diva of the dead fanpage
divaofthedead.com
shout outs... too many to list.. loves to all my friends and family

Nightmare Man

Who are you?:

The Nightmareman (horror icon impersonator/host of The Nightmare Hour

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

Who won,freddy or jason? answer- go watch the movie! AND..Arent you hot in your costume? answer- DUH!

2) What trend in recently made films are you sick of seeing?

Remakes of the originals.

3) Are you obsessive/OCD about anything?

Yes,with pursuing my goals in the entertainment field.

4) What do YOU consider to be the root of all evil?

The way this world is ran.

5) What was the last traffic ticket you received for?

seatbelt.

6) Do you get pissed off or do you get even?

Both

7) Do you sing in the shower/bathroom?

Yes

8) Do you think tan lines are sexy?

Hmm never gave it thought.Id say a bikini line for a lady.

9) Have you ever felt like you belong in a different time?

Yes,back in the 80s.

10) Your favourite dirty phrase, without using swear words:

Aint that a dang shame.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Tune into my show,The Nightmare Hour on Youtube. To subscribe-http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNightmareman22
oh and last words- KEEP ON ASLASHIN

Bianca Barnett

2011-10-27T02:28:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

I am a professional actress, model, and full-time student. I played Pig Bitch in "Albino Farm" (playing on Showtime channels July - November, available on Netflix, Blockbuster, iTunes, Amazon, my website... everywhere!) and organ thief, Marlena, in "In a Spiral State". I have several films coming out soon-"My Sucky Teen Romance" (premiered at SXSW '11 & in theaters early 2012), “Dead Inside", “The Toy Box", and more! I also appear in Dennis Willman's strikingly beautiful comic, "GINGER-STEIN: Rise of the Undead" which is out now! I recently won the 2011 Golden Cob Award for Best Rising B Movie Actress thanks to fans voting from all over the world!

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What is your favorite horror movie or first horror movie you watched? - I like 70s/80s slasher films, especially if they are set in the woods. I can’t remember the first horror film I watched, but The Shining was the scariest film I saw as a kid. My step father had a taped copy and I “stole” it sometime in the late 80s or early 90s… couldn’t stop screaming throughout the film, but couldn’t look away, either!

How did you get started? – Started as a model then transitioned into film via student projects, music videos, and low budget pictures, blah, blah, blah.

2) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

Pushy people, manipulators, poseurs, fakes, and liars bother the fuck out of me. I hate people who think they are outsmarting me or think I have no idea what I am doing with my life. Also, strangers that think their opinions actually mean anything to me, especially when it comes to my life and career. Seriously, they butt in with stupid opinions about everything- from who I married, to what I should look like, to what school I am going to. I cannot count how many times people have “warned” me about choices I have made, but generally, I say “fuck you” and do what I want anyway. I love proving them wrong again and again.

3) What's the crappiest movie you've ever seen? What makes it the worst for you?

Jeez, where do I start? There have been so many. I understand we all start somewhere, but most things shot today are zero budget amateur garbage. Digital film making is both a blessing and a curse. Now every Joe Blow with access to a digital camera, Facebook account, and Final Cut Pro thinks they are the next goddamn Robert Rodriguez. The same goes for “actors” and “models”.

4) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure?

I have a soft spot for John Denver songs. Stop laughing at me!

5) What is something that completely grosses you out?

Honestly, most men creep me out, but they make up 99% of my fan base. So... next question?

6) Is there another celebrity that people say you look like?

Growing up, it was always Marisa Tomei. Now it is Whitney Cummings and Angelina Jolie, or any semi attractive brunette in a commercial or on TV.

7) How long do you think you could tolerate life without a cell phone in your possession?

I rarely use my cell, so probably a disturbingly long time. In fact, it is an expensive paper weight on my desk right now. It is mostly for communication with my family and husband, but I do use it for work on occasion.

8) Do you think you cuss entirely too much, just enough, or not enough throughout your normal day?

Not mother fuckin’ enough, goddammit!

9) What's something you had as a kid that you think today's kids are missing out on?

Good music- I mean, seriously, popular music today is a joke.

10) Do you still watch kids’ movies- without any kids around?

Not really, but I did watch Hocus Pocus last night. I like that one! My favorite kid movies are the darker ones like Sleeping Beauty, The Black Cauldron, and The Last Unicorn.

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Thank you for the opportunity! I hope to hear from your readers and network with any film makers out there.
Website- http://www.biancabarnett.com
Shop- http://biancabarnett.weebly.com/
Facebook Fan Page- http://www.facebook.com/Bianca.Barnett.Fanpage

Mike Aloisi

2011-10-24T03:57:00.001-04:00

Who are you?:

Mike is the author of the recently released biography of horror icon, Kane Hodder.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

I have a great idea for a story, would you write it? Answer- NO (though I put it much nicer than that)

As for the other, just people not realizing I'm the author of a book and asking me questions about the store I'm in when I'm sitting behind a table with books all over and a sign that says, meet the author. Answer- No, I do not know where the bathroom is or if you can get a latte discount with the purchase of two books.

2) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

Hmmm... People being late and people who don't try to better their life.

3) What's the most embarrassing job you've ever had, in or out of 'the industry?'

Working on a cleaning crew and having to clean the men's room after "taco Tuesday". Still makes me queasy.

4) Is there a store you would be completely lost without?

Not a physical store, but with out Amazon. come I'd be lost... yet I'd probably have a LOT more money in my life.

5) John Carpenter and George Lucas get into a fistfight. What would you guess started it and who do you think wins?

It was over the last egg salad sandwich on the craft service table. George would throw food at John and then run... John would slowly pick up a knife and throw it... landing it right between George's shoulder blades.

6) One of the hardest lessons you've had to learn in your adult life?

Might sound bad, but to not trust anyone until they prove themselves to you on more than one occasion. Just been let down to many times.

7) Has there ever been a movie that you've watched and had nightmares because of it, the same night?

I'm a man, I don't have nightmares... riiiiiight. That use to happen a lot in my youth, mostly with Jason Voorhees, but now, I typically have nightmares about odd things like bananas.

8) What's the most ridiculous nickname anyone ever given you?

Aloe. Like I'm some sort of soothing lotion. Guy just took the first part of my last name (pronounced: Al-Oh-We-Z) and it stuck for a while.

9) Ever have stalker issues?

No, but I am looking for one if anyone is interested. Figure if I was stalked I would feel really successful!

10) If you had the chance to own your dream car, would you let it simply sit in a garage or would you actually drive it?

Could care less about cars, so I would pick the most expensive one and then sell it for the money. Then buy a cheaper one and have cash to do what I want with.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

I'm on a national book tour right now with horror movie legend Kane Hodder, come out and see us! Visit www.KaneHodderKills.com for tour dates!

Tuesday Knight

2011-10-20T03:14:00.001-04:00

Who are you?:

I am me... Tuesday! lol

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What film are you most known for? (Nightmare 4)
Are you still friends with anyone on the set? (Yes)

:)

2) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?

What goes around comes around. You mock what you will become.

3) Has there ever been a movie that you've watched and had nightmares because of it, the same night?

Yes, "The Exorcist" hate hate hate that movie. I just can't stand to have it around me. And I am very good friends with Linda Blair, and when I see her at a show or appearance I always turn her pictures over. That is what gives me Nightmares.

4) If fans are going to buy you drinks - what are you having?

Anything Fruity. Yum!

5) Do you do your absolute best to speak in a politically-correct manner? How well is that working out for you?

It's gotten me this far in life... I think that should answer the question.

6) What's the most ridiculous nickname anyone's ever given you?

I have a pretty Unique name... and people think its a nickname anyways, so they all just call me Tuesday. But it is my name. So I have never had that problem.

7) Worst city/state/country you've ever visited?

Well I went on a horrible road trip and got lost and ended up close to Vegas. But I wouldn't say Nevada is horrible because of it.

8) Star Wars or Star Trek?

This is really hard since I do not watch either, but I am going to go with Star Trek, because my on Screen Mother in "Nightmare 4" Brooke Bundy was in a few episodes and she is just amazing.

9) If there's another animal that will inherit the Earth after humans are gone- which animal would it be?

Squirrel Shark... Yikes!

10) Have you ever felt like you belong in a different time?

Yes. I really love the 1500's such beauty and grace.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Yes everyone check out the new Documentary "More Brains! A Return To the Living Dead" because my best friend Mike Perez and another good friend Beverly Randolph are the Executive Producers.
And I want to say that I love my Daddy and I miss him so much and that I love my Mother, whom I am blessed to see everyday of my life.

Dave reda

2011-10-13T03:37:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

I am Dave Reda sometimes known around Facebook as zombie Dave, haha! I am an independent film director/ writer/ actor and we most recently have the short film MY UNDEADLY starring Michelle Tomlinson hitting the fests now!! I also directed the short film HORROR OF OUR LOVE: A SHORT FILM, song by the band LUDO, and the feature horror film BIT PARTS!

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What is your first feature film... BIT PARTS
Do you know LUDO the band who did the music for HORROR OF OUR LOVE: A SHORT FILM..... YES!! They love it!
& Question # 4 for some odd reason...

2) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

Michael Cera... He says everything the same way and his delivery annoys me...

3) What's the crappiest movie you've ever seen? What makes it the worst for you?

CREATURE with Sid Haig.... This film could have been cool.... It had the cash, it had good people..but the effects were really bad and the story just...wasn't there.... Could have been so much more..

4) If you HAD to, would rather have sex with a dead body or a live animal?

I didn't know necrobesto was back on the menu...

5) One of the hardest lessons you've had to learn in your adult life?

Who to trust!!

6) What are your thoughts on conspiracy theorists?

I think they have too much information and they are conspiring against us...

7) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

Such a picky eater this list could take days!!

8)Thoughts on parents blaming ALL media when their kids fuck up?

I think parents today watched a lot of the same stuff and it would be hypocrytical ...

9) Your best revenge plot (executed or just plotted) :

Success!!

10) Do you read your horoscope?

Sometimes.... I am a Leo...so I pretty much know it's going to say you are awesome!

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Thanks so much and all the best to you!!
Please check out our website at www.elftwinfilms.com
MY UNDEADLY our zombie horror short film starring the lovely Scream Queen Michelle Tomlinson, will be playing at a horror film festival near you! Check our website for all the latest details on the films and festivals we are doing!! Check us out on facebook and twiiter!!

Amanda Dyar

2011-10-10T03:12:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

My name is Amanda Dyar and I go by the cosplay name of Mistress Barbie. I am publisher & editor of BioGamer Girl Magazine which is dedicated to girls, horror culture and gaming. I have a podcast where I interview celebrities in the horror genre and it is called Undead Noise with Mistress Barbie and some of the individuals interviewed are Kane Hodder (Friday the 13th), Adrienne Wilkinson (Xena: Warrior Princess) and John A. Russo (Night of the Living Dead) to name a few. I am a game reviewer for Girls & Corpses Magazine and Scream the Horror Magazine. I am also an actress/producer/director and just finished up a small role in the Contagion film and will be shooting Night of the Living Dead 2012 next year. Lastly, I am a comic book model for several comics including Squirrel by Comic Book Divas and Gingerstein: Rise of the Undead by Iron Dead Studios.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

The first would be, “Are there any websites were we can see more of you without clothes?”
The answer to that is No! If you do come across one then please let me know. There were those drunken nights in Cancun…

The second would be, “Would you like to audition for a role in our film where the character is naked most of the film?”
Usually the answer to that is, HELL NO! Come on dudes; come up with better pick-up lines! I was using that one like 10 years ago.

2) Do you still do anything special to celebrate your birthday? Why or why not?

Actually my birthday has become just another day. I turn 30 in January 2012 and to think it seems like only yesterday I was 19. This has shown me that maybe I drank way too much in between 19 and 30. Seriously, I woke up one day and my boobs weren’t perky anymore and my butt was bigger…felt like Courtney Love.

3) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?

I kind of believe it exists and I kind of think it doesn’t. It basically comes down to the fact that evil people, liars, manipulators who keep doing bad things will eventually get caught and all of it will come tumbling down. Case in point: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” A great quote from our ex-president Bill Clinton. I mean you know if he would just fessed up that he needed some outside action because he is married to a prude then I think the world could have understood that.

4) What's the saddest (emotionally) movie you've ever seen?

Old Yeller (1957) is one film I can say I probably cried my eyes out more than any other film in my whole life. I first saw it as a kid and to this day if I pop it in to watch then I still get just as emotional during it as I did that first time.

5) A phrase/word that is/was ever trendy, that drove you insane?

The phrase, “Just Saying.” In the last year people have used that so much that I literally think I could just punch someone in the face if I hear it one more time. I have no idea what it originated from but whatever it was I like to go back in time and destroy it.

6) Do you actually know all of the words to the official national anthem of wherever you consider your 'homeland' to be?

Actually, I do know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner! Do not ask me to sing it because I have a horrid country, Minnie Mouse accent and it does not do our national anthem justice at all.

7) Your favourite dirty phrase, without using swear words:

“Eat Me!” I probably work that into casual conversation about 20 times a day.

8) A rough estimate of how many different words you know for 'breasts:'

A rough estimate would be about 240 different ones. Yeah I like to keep up to date on human anatomy. My favorite word for them is probably “Balongas.” Makes you want to tell someone to go make you a sammich.

9) Do you consider yourself a 'phone person?'

I hate to talk on the phone! You can text me or contact me online via email, Skype, Facebook, MSN or the like. But talking on the phone is probably in my top ten things of what I hate to do. I am not a phone person at all! I dunno, maybe if I had a 900 number and actually made money to talk, that may change my view on it.

10) Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

Yes, I am the type of friend that I would want to have but rarely do. There is the age old saying, “Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you.” And no one lives by that anymore. Usually if you’re really good to people and they are always terrible in return then you eventually just want to be awful right back to them. Alas, I cannot be that way. But I do have a handful of really great friends and I always treat them as I would want to be treated and I am lucky they are just as great a
friend in return.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Make sure to check out BioGamer Girl at http://www.biogamergirl.com
You can also find BioGamer Girl and Amanda Dyar on Facebook & Twitter
You can find Amanda Dyar on IMBD at www.imdb.com/name/nm4524863/

Walter Koenig

2011-10-03T04:00:00.027-04:00

Who are you?:

Walter Koenig. I've been a professional actor for fifty years. Mostly known for Star Trek and Babylon 5 but did other work too. I've performed on the stage in L.A. and toured as well. I taught acting and directing at UCLA but also privately. I wrote for some television series in the early seventies. A novel, an autobiography and a journal that I authored have been published as well as a few comic books. I wrote and produced a feature film that is now available on dvd.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering - and, their answers?

"Do you pronounce your name George Ta(kay) or Goerge Ta(ky). I've actually only been asked that once (in Syracuse a couple of weeks ago) but I'm already sick of hearing it. Even though it was asked in one sentence I consider it two questions. The answer is, of course, "Screw off!"

2) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

A peeving pet always annoys me. Don't you hate it when your Egyptian Water Hound pouts and sulks?

3) What trend in recently made films are you sick of seeing?

When they make two hundred million dollar CGI driven action movies instead of spreading that budget between five incisively written stories that explore the human condition.

4) What do YOU consider to be the root of all evil?

Ignorance in all forms.

5) What is something your parent/guardian told you when you were a kid and when you grew up, realized it was a lie?

"Don't touch yourself. It isn't good for you." Actually, I figured that one out before I grew up.

6) What's something you had as a kid that you think today's kids are missing out on?

Street games. Everything from stickball to kick the can and staying out until the sun set without any concerns.

7) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly one?'

That sounds so counterproductive.

8) What are your thoughts on conspiracy theorists?

I put most of them in the same category as ghost hunters. Still, there are exceptions.

9) What was the last traffic ticket you received for?

I crossed a double line in the middle of the street while making a left hand turn into a parking lot. Actually, when I started talking to the cop with a Russian accent and humming the the theme music to Star Trek he let me off. True story. I'm shameless.

10) What would be your simple fix for all of the world's issues?

The genetic ingredient in all humans that causes them to act violently towards others. Also, I'd eradicate ignorance.

11) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

Olives.

12) Have you ever been ramen noodles every dinner or dish soap for laundry soap kind of broke?

I've had laundry soap for dinner kind of broke. Well, no not really but I'm trying to build a sympathy base here.

13) Have you ever (accidentally) hit an animal or person with your vehicle?

We drove through the desert at night on our honeymoon. I didn't actually see them but I heard the "thump" of jack rabbits bouncing off my fenders.

14) A phrase/word that is/was ever trendy, that drove you insane?

"Fantabulous". Also, when I was thirteen I hit a kid at camp who, after receiving a package from home, exclaimed
"Super Peachy Keen!"

15) If you could having a boxing match with anyone in the world, who would it be?

First of all, it would have to be someone I could beat and that probably narrows the field considerably.

16) Ever accidentally punch yourself in the face?

Yes, I have. Generally it happens when I'm trying to open something and my hand slips.

17) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

Nope although I know people who are usually reliable who swear that they have.

18) Sitting on a plane, do you prefer window or aisle seats?

Aisle. I have a special relationship with the bathroom. I'm weird about having easy access to it. I've even been called a "Bathroom Stalker".

19) Pick out one of your scars - where is it and how did you manage to achieve it?

The one that runs about five inches across my inner thigh. That's where they went in when I had my quadruple by-pass 18 years ago.

20) Do you sing in the shower/bathroom?

I think I did it once but the pipes all rusted. I interpreted it to be a sign.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

I've written an epic story which, in collaboration with artist Juan Carlos Baez, is being turned into a graphic novel . It is first being published in installments on a monthly basis (September through December) and then bundled for release in January, 2012 through Barnes & Noble among others. It's called "Things To Come"

Words from me: Okay, if you can't see, from his answers, why I absolutely adore Walter- you're insane and blind! He's one of the most hilarious, incredible, charming, intelligent and calming people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing, AND! He's an incredible stroyteller, both in real life and through his novels, movies and comics. The DVD he mentioned in his intro is called 'InAlienable.' It's an excellent story. And, of course, his 'Things to Come' was just released- will be released as a complete graphic novel in January. I wish Walter and Juan the best of luck with it. BTW, Walter's singing isn't THAT bad...sheesh. There's a video on YouTube, somewhere. *Coughs* Oh! And, his questions will remain for the entire week. Why? Because, I said so, play favourites and you only wish you were as awesomely fan-fucking-tastic as he is.

Juan Carlos (J.C.) Baez

2011-09-29T02:54:00.001-04:00

Who are you?:

I’m J.C. Baez and I’m an artist/painter living in Chicago. I’m the illustrator for Walter Koenig’s comic book Things To Come. I’m also working with musician Jon Anderson (of Yes) developing concepts for CD covers and other upcoming projects. I’ve created storyboards for Star Trek Phase II as well.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

First, “are you related to Joan Baez?” The answer is no, at least not that I know. I like Joan and especially the work she did with Bob Dylan but we’re not related. Second, “do you at least know her?” Nope. Never met her.

2) Favourite junk food that you'd refuse to ever give up- even if a diet or your health would suffer?

Coca Cola. It’s gonna be the death of me.

3) Do you sing in the shower/bathroom?

Not as much as I used to. With two kids in the house there’s no time to waste in the bathroom. As soon as you’ve been in there 5 minutes they start banging on the door because they need to use the bathroom.

4) Pick out one of your scars - where is it and how did you manage to achieve it?

I have a small scar on my left eyebrow, which continues on the left side of my nose. When I was 6 years old I was playing Batman with a friend and we were re-creating one of those Adam West style fights (with the Pow and Blam) as we were swinging on a seating platform style swing. I lost my balance and the swing (with my friend/Joker still on it) swung back and hit me on the face, sending me flying back a few feet. Thanks for making me remember that, now I’ll need some therapy.

5) Have you ever lost anything important down a toilet or known someone who has?

If I remember correctly a relative lost a ring in the toilet but she retrieved it with a trash bag. I would’ve said goodbye to it right there and then.

6) Would you consider yourself to be superstitious?

No, not really. Maybe when I was a kid but I haven’t in a long time.

7) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

I believe in God and in the spiritual world but maybe not in ghosts in the traditional sense. I do believe there is life on other planets. Definitely!

8) Does Facebook own your soul?

It tries to but I fight back!

9) Ever accidentally punch yourself in the face?

Thankfully no! I think you’d have to be pretty wasted to achieve that! Either that or have a pretty heated conversation with yourself.

10) If your closest friend killed someone, would you help bury the body?

Depends on which friend and who he or she killed and what my part of the loot would be.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Buy Walter Koenig’s Things To Come, our new 4-issue comic book mini-series, available at comic book shops everywhere on September 28th. Also thanks to Walter. You are an amazing collaborator, my friend. I’m lucky to be working with you.

Aron Houdini

2011-09-26T04:29:00.001-04:00

Who are you?:

ARON HOUDINI, "THE WORLDS ONLY LIVING HOUDINI"

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

1. Have you ever met Harry Houdini?
Seriously? He's been dead over 80 years..... good lord people!

2. Do you know Houdini's secret words if he comes back from the dead? And what are they?
Yes I do, and No I can't tell..... but,..you can look it up on the internet. :)

2) Do you collect anything that other people find strange for YOU to, personally, collect?

I always take something from the Haunted Places I visit. Rocks, dirt, sometimes the owners give me things... :)

3) Is there an accent that gets on your nerves?

Not really,...but I HATE when people say "knowd"....

4) The most annoying type of person, in your opinion?

Cheaters. Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Husbands, Wives,....Cheaters....cheaters...... HATE IT!

5) The longest amount of time you've ever stayed awake?

2 1/2 days. It made me so sick.

6) What's the saddest (emotionally) movie you've ever seen?

The Land Before Time. Still so sad.

7) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?

BELIEVE in Karma. I believe whatever a person puts into this World Is what they will get back. I believe that 100%

8) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

WOW.... I have so many.
People who buy lottery tickets. There should be a separate line at the checkout for those people.
ALWAYS make the bed in the morning.
Wash your hands. yuck!

9) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure?

That 70's Show Theme song.... Favorite show ever!

10) Has there ever been an occasion that you were so pissed off, you caused damage to an inanimate object? Elaborate, please?

YES.... playing Nintendo as a kid. I would get so mad I would bite the controller.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Shout out to my Lovely Bridget..... Love you so much! Come add me on facebook... just look for Aron Houdini and watch me when I'm on TV.... please! :)

Words from me:
I haven't known Aron and Bridget for very long, but they ARE fantastic people and fun to hang out with. Here is a clip of Aron on a very recent episode of the show 'Auction Kings' on the Discovery Channel: http://youtu.be/p4uZPn24gwI

Lito Velasco

2011-09-22T05:20:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

I'm an aspiring actor, musician, composer, producer, and writer living my dream in Hollywood, California. And while I have so far been lucky enough to work in "the industry" (and with some of the legends of the horror world), every day I thank fortune because in the end...I'm still just a wide-eyed fan/dork who somehow got lucky.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?:

I haven't been interviewed enough times and am certainly no sort of celebrity to really feel like I'm "sick of" any questions posed to me. So I'll just go with questions that get posed to me in "real life"...

"Why are you still a Cubs fan?" Answer: because in my mind, being a loyal and steadfast Cubs fan proves that you can endure any hardship that life throws your way. If you're optimistic (read: dumb) enough to have new hope for the team every Spring...then you've got what it takes to make it through just about any trial. And hopefully one day...that patience and faith will be rewarded.

"You REALLY liked 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'? Seriously, dude?!" Answer: yes, now please stop asking me that before I get angry.

2) What do YOU consider to be the root of all evil?:

I know a lot of people would answer with "money"...and I'm going to go a similar route: unchecked and unabatable greed. I look around and see it everywhere and it just really makes me stop and shake my head and think to myself, "Man...when is enough enough?!" People who have so much always want more and seem to think they never have enough and it just sort of makes me laugh because...those people will never be happy or find what they're looking for. And while I don't want to come off like a prick or seem judgmental by saying something like that...I think people will understand exactly what I mean and am trying to convey.

3) If you had to pick someone in the celebrity world to back you up in a fight, who would you pick and why?:

Easiest question of the lot: Harrison Ford. That guy's not only one of the greatest screen icons in the history of cinema...he's also a real-life hero who doesn't take any shit from anyone, tells it like it is, and I'm sure could kick copious amounts of ass if called upon to do so. Not to mention...how cool would it be to know you were duking it out with roughnecks alongside Indiana Jones/Han Solo? 'Nuff said, methinks.

4) If you had the chance to own your dream car, would you let it simply sit in a garage or would you actually drive it?:

My dream car is a DeLorean...and if I got one, I would soup it up to make it an exact, screen-accurate match of the time-machine from Back to the Future...and then I would drive that thing into the ground!

5) Star Wars or Star Trek?:

Since I was old enough to have a single thought that actually mattered, I have NEVER bought into the idea that you cannot absolutely adore and be a fan of both of those franchises and worlds. My wife will attest to the fact that I am living proof of that fact. I grew up a diehard Star Wars "baby"...but once I reached my teens, I discovered the amazing world of Trek with episodes of The Next Generation...which lead me to seek out the feature films and go back to the original series as well. Both worlds are so completely unique...and they're both filled with amazing character, life lessons, wonderful stories, etc. Plus...I appeared (barely!) in a few scenes in the J.J. Abrams reboot (which I absolutely loved), so I have to be a proud Trekkie!

Now...if you're asking me a "If you could only have one for the rest of your life..." sort of question...then as much as it pains me to say it, I would have to say...may the force be with us...always. Geez, I look back on all my answers thus far and I have REALLY outed myself as the world's biggest dork, haven't I? Oh well, I still was able to marry the prom queen...and she loves me. So...take that, world!

6) Any phobias?:

A couple of really strong ones, actually. But I don't think revealing them in an Internet interview that could potentially be read by millions of people across the world is the smartest thing for someone who is technically in "the public eye" to do. So let's just go with: puppies and tits. I'm terrified of both. Especially boobs. So if anyone ever wants to terrify me...that's a good way to go. Show me some boobs and I'll scream like Jamie Lee!

7) How far do you think you would get if you went on the show 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?':

This isn't the type of question I should be honest with, is it?! If I say "all the way", people will think I'm a conceited jerk (which many already do). If I say "I'd fail miserably", people will think I'm being falsely modest. Ahhh, the lovely Catch-22's of show business. (sighs) I'll be honest: I think I could do really, really well. Seriously.

8) Ever actually *facepalm* or *headdesk* before?:

Several times, actually. Many of those incidents took place during George W. Bush's Presidency. Ooops, have I said too much? Oh well.

9) Is the omission of information considered the same as lying?:

My attorney has advised me not to answer this question. Wait...did I just tell a lie?! CRAP!

10) Do you still watch kid movies- without any kids around? If so, have a favourite?:

Abso-friggin'-lutely! Favorites include just about anything Pixar (although I wonder...are those technically considered "kids movies"?)- I still say Toy Story 3 was the best film of last year -and Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird. You haven't lived until you've seen the scene where Ernie and Bert fly an airplane. Absolutely magical, my friends.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

As far as "shout outs": a big thanks to Angela for asking me to do this. Opportunities like this are always flattering...and mystifying. Because I have no idea why anyone ever wants to hear what I have to say. Hopefully I didn't embarrass myself too badly. Okay, so I did.

Thanks to every person who reads this and every fan who supports not only what I do...but cinema and horror in general.
Thank you to every person who has believed in and helped me and continues supporting me. Most of them know who they are already, but a special thanks to: Guy, George and Mindy, Chris, Stacey and Lori, Jason, Thommy, Daniel, Mikey, Gwen, Kathy and "the boys", Ana, Mina, my parents.
Finally, the most sincere and heartfelt thank you to my amazing, beautiful, hilarious, and ridiculously supportive wife, Jennifer. In The Rock, Sean Connery’s character said, "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen." So no matter how bad certain days may be...at least on some level I know I am “winning”. Thanks, Charlie.
Self-promotions? Three:
- check out Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy, which is the multi-award-winning documentary on the original A Nightmare on Elm Street series that I helped produce. It's available at www.elmstreetlegacy.com and it really does rock
- check out Scream: The Inside Story, a documentary I helped produce about the original Scream. It's available on the new Scream Trilogy BluRay boxed set...find it at Amazon or through local retailers
- please check out and support our latest effort: More Brains: A Return to the Living Dead, which is the definitive documentary about the classic The Return of the Living Dead. Our website is brand-spanking-new and AWESOME and the show will debut next month. Get more info at www.getmorebrains.com
Last words? Send cash to: Lito Velasco, c/o Bus Stop #5, West Hills, California

Kitsie Duncan

2011-09-19T03:28:00.006-04:00

Who are you?:

Kitsie is a model and actress whose credits include roles in 'Idiot Gore,' 'Mother's Blood,' and 'Lethal Obsession.'

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering - and,
their answers?

LOL, I'm a n00b really so I'm not sick of anything yet, My top 2
questions would probably be how was the transition from modeling into
acting and What's your favorite Horror film. The answers are as such:

The transition was super simple, as Modeling (especially the Horror Pin
Up's I've done) were acting them selves, just no movement or audio :)

And my favorite horror films are 3 and they aren't your typical answers
:) #3 Rob Zombies Halloween, #2 Devils Rejects, and #1 Poltergeist.
Poltergeist scares the crap out of me as a kid, and still does.

2) What is something that completely grosses you out?

Boogers and wounds that ooze puss.

3) Do you still watch kids movies- without any kids around? If so, what's your favourite?

Heck yeah and Often! My all time favorite is probably the original
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, followed by Toy Story and
Despicable Me. And I also LOVE the TV show iCarly

4) Do you do your absolute best to speak in a politically-correct manner? How well is that working out for you?

I try and stay positive. There is just so much negativity and drama
out there, I refuse to get sucked up into it all.

5) A phrase/word that is/was ever trendy, that drove you insane?

No I don't think so. I am that annoying chick who says all the
annoying phrases/words. My favorite right now is Amazaballz :)

6) Thoughts on parents blaming ALL media when their kids fuck up?

Parents have no one to blame but them selves. Spend time with your
kids and get to know them, they are awesome people.

7) Pornos - exciting or monotonous?

The whole parody trend CRACKS ME UP!!! Not the Cosby's triple X It's
sick twisted and hilarious. Do you have a copy I can borrow??

8) Sitting on a plane, do you prefer window or aisle seats?

I prefer the window, but need an isle seat, I have a bladder the size
of a pea.

9) Do you consider yourself more of a country or city person?

Hmmmm, I live in the country, but love the city. I love the fact that
where I live is quiet, but I also love the way the city buzzes. But I
hate getting dirty and dispise country music, so I guess that makes me a
city girl.

10) Rollercoasters - are you just a line buddy or a coaster warrior?

Never a line buddy, I love a good roller coaster ride, as long as it's
not the emotional sort.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

So much going on and so little time.
check me out at www.kitsieduncan.com
www.facebook.com/kitsiefans
www.twitter.com/kitsieduncan
All of those will keep you posted on what's going on with me.

Ari Lehman

2011-09-15T02:19:00.003-04:00

Who are you?:

Greetings from CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE!!! I am Ari Lehman, the First Jason
Voorhees, from "FRIDAY THE 13TH" (1980).

1) What are the top two questions you are sick of answering - and, their
answers?

When you filmed the final scene of "FRIDAY THE 13TH" was the water cold?

The answser: No.

How could you have played Jason Voorhees if you are so short?

The answer: If I was any taller I would not have been asked to play Jason
Voorhees, since in the first film (1980), he was still a little boy.

2) What's the oddest thing a fan has ever brought as a gift for you, or
for you to sign?

A bottle of real Absinthe.

In Germany, I was asked to autograph a bottle of homemade Plum Schnapps!

Also bottles of sand and water from the real Crystal Lake in New Jersey.

3) If you were being chased by a bear, would you totally trip your friend
to get away?

NEVER! I would trip the bear...

4) If fans are going to buy you drinks - what are you having?

Wild Turkey 101, Laird's Apple Brandy 100, Eau De Vie, Calvados...

5) Do you get pissed off or do you get even?

Neither. I just sing songs about JASON VOORHEES...

6) What was the last traffic ticket you received for?

Speeding.

7) If you had the opportunity to play with ANY band/musician in the world,
who would it be and why?

To go back in time and play with Frank Zappa... Because it was the most
amazingly creative and disciplined band that Rock Music has ever heard!

8) Do you do your absolute best to speak in a politically-correct manner?
How well is that working out for you?

My politics are generally considered incorrect. Except by radical monsters.

9) Boxers, tighty whities, or commando?

Designer black briefs, or commando.

10) Do you have any now-useless keys still on your keyring?

Not at the moment.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Check out FIRSTJASON'S New Music Video "JASON'S BRIDE" Starring Monster
Man Jeff Wickedbeard Cochran, Horror Starlet Julie Anne, Kitty Zom, Jason
Crowe and Roni Jonah and Ari Lehman and Ryan Adomaitis from FIRSTJASON!!!
Produecd by EYEROMP FILMS the Video will be online before Halloween 2011.

Many Thanks to Angela and Wickedbeard!!! JASON NEVER DIES!!!

Words from me: I have a need to correct that Julie Anne was replaced at the last moment, with Roni Jonah. These questions were done previous to the shooting of the video, which was shot a couple of days ago. I think Ari had entirely too much fun there. Ha.

Ted Alderman

2011-09-08T04:46:00.001-04:00

Who are you?:

My name is Ted Alderman and I am an actor and stuntman. Also from time to time make films, I own Wicked Dreams Entertainment, but prefer acting more. Being behind the camera is a headache!!! :)

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

Have you ever been told you resemble Patrick Swayze? and Are you related to the Swayze family? I say, yes ever since Dirty Dancing first came out when I was in High School, even though I really don't see it. And no, but I wished I was related to him. He was a great person and I really wanted to meet him before he left this world. He was one of the inspirations for me to start acting.

2) Are there any dumb questions out there? Or, is it true that there are none?

Well... once being in the National Honor Society and field medic in the military I would have to say that there isn't any dumb questions. BUT as a human being... it may only be that it's confused people asking confusing questions?!?!?!

3) Do you think tan lines are sexy?

I prefer females with an all over tan... I don't think there is anything sexier than that!!!

4) Do you consider yourself a 'phone person?'

No... I'm a person to person type of communicator.

5) Rollercoasters - are you just a line buddy or a coaster warrior?

Definitely a coaster warrior!!! I use to work at Six Flags north of Chicago and we use to ride one of the rides with either the bar that locks you in loose and even rode it backwards. I'm still in search of a coaster that actually scares me!!!

6) Do you consider yourself more of a country or city person?

City person!!! I'm from Mississippi and it's such a small area that it's boring and dull. I love big cities cause there are so much to do and with my mind, I get bored with things very fast so it needs new things to keep it intrigued.

7) Is there a number or specific time of day that haunts you on a daily basis?

Not anything that I can really think of at the moment.

8) Have you ever been ramen noodles every dinner or dish soap for laundry soap kind of broke?

Yes... when I was in the military and the first time I lived in California, the government had messed up one of my pay checks and it put me so far in a hole that it took them 9 months to straighten it out. Because of the mistake I was late on rent and other bills that I only ate ramen noodles or hamburger helper for a few months.

9) Do you still own an address book/book with written addresses and phone numbers?

I do have a notebook that I have names, addresses and phone numbers in. But it's a backup for just in case my iPhone crashes and I lose all my contacts. :)

10) How do you feel about grammar?

I don't know. I'm not a huge critic about it.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

My site (www.TedAlderman.com) is a little outdated but I'm currently looking for acting gigs and have my reel on Youtube (www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHflBsC_IQo) and my Facebook page (www.Facebook.com/AldermanTed). Have a look!! I love traveling and always have a great time working with new people. Wait a minute didn't I hear they're making a film based on Patrick Swayze's life.... Ummm I'm game and I'm also a martial artist and dancer!!! :)

Todd Farmer

2011-09-05T02:00:00.002-04:00

Short intro/who are you?:

I am a writer who takes his pants off and while I am not a dick, I play one on TV.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

Most asked question: "What's up with H3D?"
Answer: Lussier and I delivered our draft at the end of '09 and learned there wasn't enough time or money to shoot the movie before we had to start prepping Drive Angry. While recently working on the Hellraiser story we were told it was time to talk Halloween again. So at the moment, we're talking. We'll see.

2nd most asked question: "Were you and Betsy really doing it?"
Answer: Sure.

2) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

Interesting question but I've no idea. I don't follow celebs or their odd lives because there's no money in it. I have a few celeb friends and with the fame and money comes a terrible price of living with no privacy nor normalcy. Guess if I had to blink somebody it would be a reality "star". Dunno which one, cuz I don't watch reality shows. Blink your pick on my behalf. You have my blessing. :)

3) What's the worst thing you've ever been called or what would be the worst thing anyone could call you?

Martha.

4) If the human race was obliterated and you were the sole survivor, how long do you think you'd survive?

I'd be fine. I got seven or eight personalities in here to keep me company.

5) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly one?'

No but I'd love to punch the guy that does that in the forehead.

6) How would you describe your sense of humour?

Dirty girl dirty.

7) Pick out one of your scars - where is it and how did you manage to achieve it?

I've numerous scars on my knuckles. They were achieved from teeth. I sometimes cannot tolerate rude behavior.

8) Do you have a favourite article of clothing that you absolutely refuse to give up?

I've a knit sweater that can resemble chain-mail at distance which I refer to as my Jedi sweater. It's been mended a dozen times but still has holes and is literally falling apart.

9) Worst city/state/country you've ever visited?

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires.

10) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

Lots of stuff I don't like but when it comes down to dislike verses death, figure I can eat just about anything. Well, Charlie Sheen, covered in Vegemite. I might pass on that.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

If you're not happy, you're not dancing enough.

Amy Steel

2011-09-01T03:38:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

Amy is probably best known in the horror community as 'Ginny' from 'Friday the 13th pt. 2.' She also works with an organization called 'Stand InBalance Equine Assisted Healing.'

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

What happened to Paul and why didn't you do Part 3? I don't know and I wish I had.

2) Have you ever had the pleasure of running into a wall, door, screen, window, or sliding door?

No, but I've seen it happen and I feel bad for laughing. I also saw someone fall off a balcony once. I might have laughed then too (intoxicated) but it led to his getting sober so I guess Humpty Dumpty was put back together again without of all the kings horses and all the kings men.

3) Do you do anything special to celebrate Halloween? If so, what?

My husband makes killer chili and we eat it with crusty bread and good friends and lots of wine to put out the fire. Oh, and we give good candy. No gummy worms with tongs or shiny but bruised apples from our door.

4) One of the hardest lessons you've had to learn in your adult life?

PATIENCE! And failure is how the Universe weeds out the dead ends. And, Gossip kills by boomerang.

5) Have you ever (accidentally) hit an animal or person with your vehicle?

About 15 years ago I ran over a pigeon in Hollywood. I can still feel the bump in the front tires, the bump in the back tires and then death coming up through the steering wheel. Creeps me out every time I think about it.

6) Is there a number or specific time of day that haunts you on a daily basis?

Morning. I open my eyes and feel like Bob Fosse, "Showtime!" and get anxious about what I should-will-attempt-need-to-accomplish for the day to be labeled 'productive' which always feels good but of course doesn't always happen. But I'm 5 days without coffee so maybe things will get better.

7) Do you get pissed off or do you get even?

Both. But only in situations I think are ridiculously unfair. Truthfully, I find it's never really worth it, since the thing that pissed me off isn't really what I'm mad about. Now that's interesting.

8) Has there ever been a movie that you've watched and had nightmares because of it, the same night?

Exorcist and French Connection. Drugs and religion make chainsaws or hatchets look like tinker toys.

9) If you were being chased by a bear, would you totally trip your friend to get away?

No. Well, how close a friend? I was walking with someone the other day I would have sautéed, flambéed and put on a silver platter for the first bear that came along. Hell, a cockroach would've been a relief at one point.

10) What's the oddest thing a fan has ever brought as a gift for you, or for you to sign?

Signing my face tattooed on a woman's leg was surreal. Best gift was an assortment of dark beer ;)

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Shame is a show stopper, a heart stopper, and stops up life. It also lives too deep to scare out or cut out like they do in horror films... Since I'm a therapist/counselor who likes to works with shame and it's toxic waste, I want to start a 'skype-like' counseling service for people who are ready to do things that matter for themselves and the planet-- before either burns up. Who's in?

Words from me: I dunno what the hell that wink's all about at the end of number 10. Trying to get us all in trouble for sneaking contraband into the conventions. Sheesh! I'm on a personal mission to have her puke sprinkles, too, by the way. I will win.

R.A. Mihailoff

2011-08-29T02:14:00.002-04:00

Short intro/who are you?:

My name is R.A. Mihailoff, I'm best known for my starring role as Leatherface in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre III, as one of the co-stars of "Hatchet 2" and as an original members of the Hollywood Ghost Hunters.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

1. Honey, can I have your credit card? - Hell No!
2. Did I really kill anybody making TCM3? - Duh, NO...If I had, I'd be doing the San Quentin Shuffle!

2) Is there a store you would be completely lost without?

Yes...my local supermarket, because I prefer to eat fresh food, so I shop several times week.

3) What's something you had as a kid that you think today's kids are missing out on?

It's something I didn't have as a kid - the over saturation of media and electronic gadgetry. Because, when I was a kid, without that stuff it allowed me to develop a very vivid imagination.

4) Do you think it's ridiculous to have a 'speed dial' feature on a cell phone?

I did not know cell phones had a speed dial.

5) Ever have stalker issues?

Yes, I have, ironically it had absolutely nothing to do with being a celebrity.

6) Can you type without looking at the keyboard?

Seriously? Why do you think we're doing this interview over the phone?

7) Ever accidentally punch yourself in the face?

Rhetorical question: am I disfigured?

8) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

I'm a hardcore skeptic, though I'm willing to believe with proof.

9) Would you consider yourself to be superstitious?

In certain ways, yes. In other ways, absolutely not.

10) Star Wars or Star Trek?

STAR TREK! (I watched the original network broadcast and at one point in my life, I used to watch Star Trek 11 times a week- and, that was before cable TV).

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

If anyone wants to contact me: ra@ramihailoff.com or 818.754.2672 or Facebook. Thanks.

Words from me: R.A. totally won ultimate cool points for 'Star Trek.' And, even more awesome points for it being the Original Series. Oh, and, if any of you missed the 'Ghost Adventures' episode for the Pico House investigation- R.A. is part of the Hollywood Ghost Hunters, as well. HGH!

Nick Principe

2011-08-25T03:36:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

Nick Principe...actor/stuntman

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

"how tall are you?"....and two "are you're parents tall?" its like are you writing a fucking report on my genetics? my family history of tallness?

2) What's the crappiest movie you've ever seen? What makes it the worst for you?

any musical ever...hate me all you want but i think Nightmare before christmas and sweeny Todd would have been waaaay better without the singing....not that either of those are my worst film...i just HATE musicals

3) What is something your parent/guardian told you when you were a kid and when you grew up, realized it was a lie?

my folks where always straight forward...almost too brutally honest, but besides the lie that is santa, i would say my mom always said "good things always happen to good people"....i find that to be bullshit for the most part...sure it happens...but cutthroats and assholes are pretty much holding the steering wheel. and we're all in the back seat with no saftey belt.

4) Do you still watch kids movies- without any kids around?

fuck yeah.....i saw Cars 2 by myself like two weeks ago. ha...to quote ol mom again she claims "i dont care ENOUGH about what other people think"...i used to be proud of that...but at 32 i cant help but think my career would be a lil further if i would have just shut my mouth a bit more.....but hey, fuck regret...i dont have time for it.

5) One of the hardest lessons you've had to learn in your adult life?

ALL lessons are hard...or they wouldnt be lessons...theyd be experiences ...i ALWAYS learn the hard way...because as cliche as it sounds..its the only way ive ever known

6) Any phobias?

when i was a kid lou Ferigno as the Hulk used to scare the fuck out of me... i dont know why...well i do know why actually...he was ugly as hell and green. also as a kid dead bodies in movies with their eyes still open fucked with me...but after seeing more than a few real dead bodies..... that went away quick.

7) Do you believe in ghosts or aliens? Or, both?

id LOVE...i mean FUCKING LOVE to see a ghost...thats why it wont happen to me...doesnt seem to work that way...on some REALLY creepy locations ive felt cold areas...and just felt like something horrible happened here, so i guess yes. aliens ...fuck i hope so...there better be smarter life out there than
us...but at the sametime i hope its like peaceful ET like aliens....id like to PLAY the Predator...not fight him, and im dumb ill pretty much fight anybody...but thats an anyTHING...differnt subject matter all together i suppose

8) Are you one of those people my mother warned me about?

what did she warn you about ? i doubt it, i live a rightous life id like to think...but im also human and fuck up like everyone else...one of the last things my dad said to me before he passed away was "be carefull...theres alot of loonys on the road to...forget it..you're probally the looniest" is looniest even a word...well it should be.

9) Do you still watch the news or have you given up on it?

if i can ill try and watch all three stations at once...and if they all run the same story you can piece together what may have really happened...cuz if youll notice...they NEVER all give the same report..some have more or less details...THEN i love to watch jon Stewart tear the news apart...and commonly give the most sound and realistic commentary on the world. having traveled a fair bit...its crazy to see first hand what people think about how our country is run...or lived in per say...they think its jerry springer pro wrestling and reality tv....which for the most part...is sad but true...its like we live behind a two way mirror....EVERYONE sees in...but only a handful of us get to see out.

10) If fans are going to buy you drinks - what are you having?

Crown Royal splash of coke....or a shot of jack. and i thank you ahead of time

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

LTR 2 hits DVD/blu ray sept. 20th, Madison County another slasher film is soon to be released, as well as the action/comedy The FP, and i just finished an episode of femme Fatales for cinemax, and somthing im VERY proud of my first lead acting role Nobody Can Cool is hitting sundance. other than that...thanks for all the love at conventions and local bars...im nothing without the people that give a fuck about me....and ill never forget that.

Gustavo Ortega aka Robert Pendergraft

2011-08-22T03:04:00.003-04:00

Who are you?:

Robert Pendergraft, Head honcho of Aunt Dolly's Garage where we do special makeup and creature effects for film, television, and mime park performers.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering- and, their answers?

Q1) Can you please move your car off my lawn? A1) Yeah sure... one sec. (runs away out of site)
Q2) Will this blood come out of my clothing? A2) (shrugs) Maybe.

2) If there's another animal that will inherit the Earth after humans are gone- which animal would it be?

Hmmm, I would have to go with the Aliens. Simply because once they wipe out EVERY living thing on the planet it will become fertile ground for them to populate it with whatever they want.

3) How far do you think you would get if you went on the show 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'

Hell, I doubt I would make it past the qualifying round to get on the show. If I did make it on I would probably spend at least three episodes thinking about the answer to the first question which would be "what is your name" and I'd probably get THAT wrong!

4) A phrase/word that is/was ever trendy, that drove you insane?

Totally and Hella

5) Boxers, tighty whities, banana hammock, or commando?

Boxer briefs, I like to feel athletic and secure all at the same time. But in a pinch I've been known for wearing Depends on long shoots.

6) If you HAD to, would rather have sex with a dead body or a live animal?

What is this "HAD to" talk? What are we talking here? Rabbit? Goat? Horse? Chicken? Salamander? Badger? I'd probably go with the dead body because it wouldn't bite back... consenting dead body of course. A zombie would bite back, in that case I would need duct tape, ball gag, and a curling iron. What about a dead goat... better yet a zombie dead goat?

7) How do you feel about grammar?

Whut u meen?

8) What trend in recently made films are you sick of seeing?

Digital lens flare, films tailor made to suit maximum demographics to make the maximum buck, and Sam Jackson dressing up like Nick Fury but still playing Sam Jackson.

9) Do you ever give money to the homeless people with signs on the freeway off-ramps?

Only if their sign is original and makes me want to give them money like "Give me money or I will fuckin' kill you right the fuck now!" Also funny dances and amusing tricks will also encourage me to open up my billfold to them. I say work for it, don't JUST let the strippers corner that dollar market!

10) What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Funny you should ask that! I always start out on the left, by mid slumber I'm hanging on the right, and by the time I wake up I'm under the bed with the dogs snuggling up on top.

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Twitter is @auntdollygarage
www.ariescope.com
www.hollywoodghosthunters.com

Also like to give a shout out to my boy Ray-Ray in San Pedro, you a crazy muthafucka!

Mike Christopher

2011-08-18T02:30:00.001-04:00

Who are you?:

I'm the Hare Krishna Zombie DAMMIT!

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, their answers?

I am not sick of answering any question. Dawn of the Dead fans are the best and deserve a personal answer to any question. . . no matter what.

2) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

Hulk Hogan. Why? are you kidding?

3) The longest amount of time you've ever stayed awake?

4 days. While putting a laser system in the Imperial Palace in Las Vegas in 4 days I got 4 hours sleep on a table top.

4) If the first commercial flight to the moon was a free ticket to you, would you go?

Sure. I'd love to save a brazillion dollars.

5) Worst city/state/country you've ever visited?

Florida . . . too much sun, too many bugs, and too many idiots.

6) Thoughts on parents blaming ALL media when their kids fuck up?

Kids are monsters . . . parents can blame whomever they want.

7) What's the saddest (emotionally) movie you've ever seen?

The saddest stories are about "Depleted Uranium Babies" in the Middle East and the "U.S.S. Liberty." Look them up.

8) The Internet - blessing or a curse?

Blessing. I can surf the net in bed on my phone . . . I have a weather radar in my pocket. "Is that a radar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

9) Ever actually *facepalm* or *headdesk* before?

*facebook*

10) Would you say you're a friendly person?

What the fuck do you mean by THAT?

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

HAREKRISHNAZOMBIE.COM coming soon
for now: facebook.com/HareKrishnaZombie

Patty Wright

2011-08-15T04:07:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

Board Member "Westfield on Weekends", professional costumer and playwright, Current producer/writer/costumer/makeup for the "Starship: Ironsides" webseries, and for Retro Film Studios - including "Star Trek: Phase II", "Buck Rogers Begins", "Back to the Wild Wild West" and "The Haunted Homestead". Former producer/writer/costumer/makeup for "Nautical Nightmares", "The Haunted Fort", and "Lantern Light Tours".

1) What two questions are sick of being asked- and their answers?

"Are you married to James Cawley?" Yes. We were married last year on the beach in front of our Arizona vacation home.

"How did you meet Walter Koenig?" I was talking about him on an elevator at a convention and didn't recognize him standing next to me - until I got off and he flashed his "Chekov smile" at me. A few dozen years later he called me after I put up the Chekov website and asked if I'd run his official website. I recognize him on elevators now.

2) What's a few of your biggest pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

- People that summarily dismiss other people because (in their judgment) they aren't smart enough, aren't in the same "class", don't have good enough jobs, have poor personal care, are dressed differently, have different interests....everyone has value: if you can search so hard to find a reason to dismiss or ostracize someone you can search half as hard for their value!

- People that are intentionally cruel to other people. There's only one thing to say... WTF?! Well, for doing that you get the reward of spending time being controlled by nasty feelings AND the person you are doing evil to.

- Parents that do not appreciate and nurture the individuals their children are; and who do not instill good self worth and confidence in their kids. How hard is it to let them make their own sandwich and tell them what a great meal it is? Yeah, maybe they wasted a jar of jelly on the counter- but there's a chance to finger-paint with food and you have to collect these things to tell THEIR kids to let them know even mom and dad were klutzy kids once.

- Cupboard doors being left open, empty containers/trash left on the counters, and leaving stuff out you used. Seriously: how hard is it to put your toothbrush and toothpaste back where you got them?! It's okay though... I always rinse them off in the toilet before I put them away for you.

3) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure?

"It's Raining Men". I actually have an entire "mix" CD that only has this song on it... a dozen versions that I play at full volume while driving. It's a really fun song - it begs you to scream out the lyrics and you can't help but dance to the music. The dancing keeps me awake while I'm driving - and makes driving more of a challenge.

4) What's the most embarrassing job you've ever had (in or outside of your current job)?

I've been fortunate never to have had and embarrassing "job" - but as a social worker I've had to do some rather, uh, "down to earth" tasks - like inserting tampons into women and changing adult men's diapers.

5) Does it bother you when 'fans' add your significant others, personal friends, and family members on social networks, just to feel closer to you or the people you know?

No, I've met some of my most interesting friends that way! And if they are only using me to get to someone else - well, they may be one of THEIR future most interesting friends: if not, I figure they can take care of themselves.

6) Does anyone ever tell you that you look like someone else famous?

All the time - Cher. Before she had surgery and before I gained weight from metabolic syndrome.

7) If another 'Classic Monster' film (Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, Black Lagoon, etc...) were going to be made and they needed you to play one of them- which one do you think you would be the best as? Why?

I'd be best as Winona Kirk in "Star Trek XI" because I am a mom at heart. What? "Star Trek XI" isn't a classic horror film? Are you SURE?!

8) Do blonds, redheads or brunettes have more fun?

Brunettes - absolutely! Folks consider us the steady, stable ones and don't pay attention, so we can get away with all kinds of things.

9) Have you had the pleasure of running into a wall, door, window, screen door, or sliding door?

I don't think so, but I make up for it by tripping over thin air on a routine basis. I always wait until the most opportune time - such as when a CBS film crew is transmitting live and the whole world gets to witness me fall into an actor's lap.

10) If you had to rely on someone in the celebrity world to back you up in a fight, who would you choose?

Schwarzenegger! Because all he'd have to do is stand there and glare at them to make them run away - I don't approve of violence for any reason so I figure he's the best guy to walk around with.

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Hey...join us for Walter Koenig's star installation ceremony next September! Keep up on all the great details of the event on his official site www.walterkoenigsite.com and the event site www.planetexpo.com

AND watch for the episodes I wrote and helped to costume to be released at www.startreknewvoyages.com They are an amazing cast and crew and they've pulled off miracles making these come to life! More TOS rocks!

While waiting, read my fanfic at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/587072/Andriech - because if you review them it will fill the ink in my pen and I can write more!

Words from me: Thank you, Patty, for saving my ass- just like you save everyone else. You are, indeed, the universal 'Mom.'

Eric Stuart

2011-08-11T02:42:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

-Eric Stuart, singer/songwriter and leader of the Eric Stuart Band, voice actor starring in such anime shows as Pokemon, Yugioh, etc, director, writer and video game addict.

1) What are the top two questions you are tired of being asked- and, their answers?

-To say stupid Kaiba lines from the abridged series. Not really that funny. Our real outtakes are much funnier.

-Why did you do that to Yugi, etc. The answer is I am just the actor. I have no say in any of the story line.

2) What's the oddest thing a fan has ever brought as a gift for you, or for you to sign?

-Breasts. I think that says it all.

3) What trend in recently made films are you sick of seeing?

-Celebrity voice actors. Casting someone for their name and not their talent is annoying and hurts the grunts like me who really need the gig.

4) If the human race was obliterated and you were the sole survivor, how long do you think you'd survive?

-Hmmm, maybe a year. I know how to do a lot of stuff. What would probably kill me is the loneliness and having no one to sing songs to.

5) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?

-I totally believe in it. I have seen great examples of payback as well as gifts for being a good person.

6) Have you ever been ramen noodles every dinner or dish soap for laundry soap kind of broke?

-Close. Peanut butter and jelly every day for a month. Stuck in limbo between selling one house and buying another. The overlap of having two homes for 9 months was a true test.

7) Have you ever mentally invented something that you KNEW would have been useful, but were too lazy to go through the creation process?

-Nope. Lazy is not a word that I would ever use to describe myself. I probably never had the time to invent something since I am always creating.

8) Do you do your absolute best to speak in a politically-correct manner? How well is that working out for you?

-Nope. I speak my mind. Now, my thinking and my politics may be considered politically correct but I don’t need to be aware of it to say the right thing. Either you feel it or it is forced. Everyone has their own prejudices and those that deny it are lying. We must try to educate ourselves so that we learn we are not very different from one another. I strive to be more educated so it is working out for me.

9) Is there anything in your closet that you've borrowed from someone else?

-No. But my closet is filled with things I should lend to other people. I have way too many clothes, shoes, etc that I do not wear anymore but refuse to get rid of.

10) Ever had any issues with stalkers?

-Yes. Many. One in particular came to my front door one night and banged and screamed for me to ‘let her in and how could I have done this to her by not being with her’. Let’s just say my landlord was not too pleased.

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

-Buy my music. If you visit my website www.ericstuart.com and order cds from me I will sign them. Download my songs from iTunes as well. I am first and foremost a singer/songwriter and I like when anime fans find my music and become music fans as well.

Words from me: The first time I met Eric was only about 3 weeks ago, at the FrightNight/FandomFest convention this past July. I won't lie- when I saw his name on the guest list two weeks before- I had a mild geek out (not like..crazy spazmo geek out, but I did have a quiet little SQUEE!). We go to a lot (a LOT) of cons every year - and, aside from the personal friends that we get to see there, I generally don't look forward to any of the guests. Out of probably 25+ cons, Eric is only the 3rd person I'd ever looked forward to seeing at a con that I wasn't already friends with (the first two being Robert Englund aka Freddy Krueger and Doug Bradley aka Pinhead). Why was I excited? I haven't really watched too much anime in about a decade, but when I did, I watched a LOT of it. Honestly, I HATED the concept of 'PokeMon' but the first time I watched it and was introduced to 'Team Rocket,' I was won over. More specifically, the character of 'James.' And, it was the voice, actually, that amused me the most. It was the strangest noise (in a good way) that I'd heard from any -male- anime character. Of ALL of the anime I've seen, James (and, that voice) will always be in the top 3 of my favourite characters. Eric is, also, only one of 3 voice actors' names I remember from back then. X.x When I met him, he was nothing but a sweetheart to me even though I'm sure I was a strange thing to him. When he agreed to do a set of questions, I had another little SQUEE! to myself. Show him love and support. He's worked hard for it and deserves it (*cough*go-listen-to-'One Good Reason'*cough*). And, thank you, Eric, again.

Richard John Walters

2011-08-08T03:45:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

I'm an attorney that dances Argentine Tango and belongs to the American Equity Association and Screen Actor's Guild. My claim to fame as an actor is that I played the original killer, Harry Warden, in My Bloody Valentine 3D.

1) What are the top two questions you're tired of being asked- and, their answers?

How's it going? "Oh, I'm good." What's new?" Oh, not much, blah, blah blah.

2) What was the last traffic ticket you received for?

Speeding on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

3) Do you still do anything special to celebrate your birthday? Why or why not?

Well, this year I turn 50, so I am going to do something, probably go to somewhere in Asia and try to get laid. Otherwise, I normally try to get a woman to go out with me for dinner. But I never get laid on my birthday. I am now at the point where celebrating the fact that I am getting older seems to be a waste of my time.

4) What is something your parent/guardian told you when you were a kid and when you grew up, realized it was a lie?

Santa Clause.

5) Do you think it's ridiculous to have a 'speed dial' feature on a cell phone?

Yeah, I still haven't figured out how to use one.

6) If you closest friend killed someone, would you help bury the body?

Fuck no, I'm a lawyer, and have him turn himself in. Stupid fuck.

7) What would be your simple fix for all of the world's issues?

I would make it a necessary part of citizenship that you spend time in an overseas country, and the you pay for this month sojourn yourself. No help form Mommy and Daddy. This way you would learn that the world is not such a huge place, and that we are all in this together, and we better work together to make the world a better place.

8) What's the most ridiculous nickname anyone's ever given you?

Big "C" in rugby, because in my first game for the Pittsburgh Harlequins back in August of 1987, I was playing prop and I was so tired I faked an injury to get off the field. The ref then blew the whistle to end the game after one more scrumdown. I told my player/coach, Kevin Carhart, a former member of Her Majesties Special Air Services and Welsh International player, that I was sorry and that "they" should stamp a big "C" on my forehead. And the "C" did not stand for coach. He wasn't good with names, and this one stuck to me, because he could only remember Big"C". So now, years later, in addition to rugby players, even some lawyers call me Big "C". Ridiculous.

9) If you could only give one piece of advice on how to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse, what would it be?

Lots of breadfast burritos, and then you can fart and repell the Zombies. Just garlic to a vampire, the pungent odor of the breakfast burrito induced fart will keep any zombie away.

10) John Carpenter and George Lucas get into a fistfight. What would you guess started it and who do you think wins?

I bet John Carpenter is a little odd, while George Lucas is probably arrogant. I would be that Carpenter shoots his mouth off, Lucas snaps and then Carpenter sucker punches him. Then I bet Carpenter finishes Luscas off by throwing a hot breakfast burrito from Kraft services at him.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

We are supposed to start making a disgusting horror/exploitation film called "Breeding Ground" directed and produced by Cody Notts. Look to download it soon.

Kitty Zombie

2011-08-08T03:37:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

Me? I am Kitty Zombie!
Body of a Killer, Mind of a Puppy!

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked - and, what are their answers?

Thats a hard one. The whole "is it hot in there?" question is a very obvious one. BUT, many people use it as a way to enter into dialogue with Kitty. But the BIG one that gets me, is "who is the person inside the armor?" If people meet The Handler, that is one thing, but Kitty never gives away who He is. Just enjoy Kitty Zombie for him. ;)

2) What's a few of your pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

Well first, Kitty does not swear. *shakes finger* But this one is actually really easy. People that grab on the armor in a less than gentle manner...and those that try to take Kitty's night stick out of it's holder. Kitty does not try to take your belt off, or jump on your back...please give the same respect.

3) What's the crappiest movie you've ever seen? What makes it the worst for you?

I wish I could say Twilight...but I never saw it. (the whole concept behind it makes Kitty sick..Abercrombie/90210 Vampires...UGH!) But this is a hard one....Kitty WILL say this though.... Kitty never watches any movies that deal with rape or torture. Just don't see the need for it. He can turn on the news for that kind of stuff.

4) How do you feel about grammar?

Grammar? From Kitty? heh. No comment. One thing I DO dislike, is TYPING IN ALL CAPS FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR POST. So annoying. Oh, and people that spell in ebonics. "wut" and "dat" are perfect examples. is it REALLY that hard to spell "what" and "that"?? (this being said...Kitty and The handler are HORRID spellers. heh)

5) Do you still do anything special to celebrate your birthday? Why or why not?

Kitty had a fun party last year. but The Handler does not. he finds it very weird to plan your own celebration. Seems, egocentric. The Handler is a strange cookie.

6) If you HAD to, would rather have sex with a dead body or a live animal?

Kitty does not have sex. Let me explain it this way. Kitty KNOWS he likes the ladies, but he would have NO idea what to do if one ever showed interest. He would probably just run off embarrassed.

7) What's the worst thing you've ever been called or what would be the worst thing anyone could call you?

For Kitty? Borg. Kitty is NOT a Borg. *head desk*

8) What's something you had as a kid that you think today's kids are missing out on?

Play Parks with chains, wood, metal, and gravel. What ever happened to scraping your knee and figuring out what NOT to do??

9) Would you say you're a friendly person?

Kitty is VERY friendly! Though sometimes he throws the mild tantrum. Make sure you come up and say "Hello!"

10) Has anyone ever tried to steal a piece or two of your armor?

Yes, someone took both of Kittys Gauntlets once. But after a few general announcements saying no harm no foul if they were returned, he got them back.

Shameless self-promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Feel free to check out www.kittyzombie.com, the Kitty Zombie fan page on facebook. KittyZombie on twitter. AND, for the time being at least, you can add Kitty Zom as a personal friend on facebook. Just make sure you say hello if you do!

Circus Envy

2011-08-06T00:55:00.002-04:00

Who are you?:

Circus Envy; horror host, scary clown, Snicker's consumer, self-proclaimed Mama's boy and vindicator of the underdog.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering- and their answers?

Who are you supposed to be, IT? For one, the character's name is Pennywise and Ray Charles could see the vast differences, baring the pointed teeth.

Do you condone recreational drug use? No, kids should not do drugs... especially mine!

2) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

Judge Judy - she's such a douche, if she were featured in a snuff film I'd consider it a comedy. Oh, and don't forget Reverend Phelps, everyone's favorite nut job.

3) If you were on Death Row, what would it be for and what would your last meal be?

Avenging abused animals or children or enforcing capital punishment on those that refuse to practice reasonable cell phone etiquette. My last meal... a Percocet smoothie with Xanex sprinkles to take the edge off.

4) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?

I believe you reap what you sew but a good machatte is always helpful in speeding along the process.

5) What are your thoughts on conspiracy theorists?

In this day and age, I have no idea what to believe. I am as politically ambiguous as they come and hold religiously to my personally philosophy, which is basically "fuck it".

6) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly one?'

Funny you should ask, they know me on a first name basis at The Clermont... a club known for it's unconventional strippers. I want to see a girl with psoriasis wrestling a live gator and the gator be the one with better skin!

Truly, I believe a person's quirks can sometimes be their greatest charm.

7) If you could only give one piece of advice on how to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse, what would it be?

Take enough Xanex blend right in. My friend Candi is always fretting about zombies, but I console her by saying "what you worried about bitch? They only eat brains."

8) Do you think you cuss entirely too much, just enough, or not enough throughout your normal day?

my day job is so frustrating and I am constantly on-call. My friends and neighbors think I suffer Tourette syndrome!

9) What's the most awkward question you can remember being asked by a fan or interviewer?

My most embarrassing moment as Circus Envy was when my fang appliance came unhinged and landed on stage with Unknown Hinson. I lunged forward to retrieve them and my friends thought I had fainted. Oh, and the time Kane Hodder and others filmed me drunkenly dry-humping everyone on the dance floor at the Scarefest VIP party. Then my friend's kid remixed it to Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me and posted all over the internet. Luckily I don't blush easily... if I did you'd never see it through the clown makeup.

10) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure?

I still own a Debbie Gibson CD... yeah, that's pretty embarrassing.

My guiltiest pleasure would be watching home decorating shows when I go to my Mom's house to visit. I'm like another Norman Bates just waiting to happen!

11) Are there any foods that you would choose to starve rather than eat?

Tofurkey - I am open to meat alternatives but this is one that needs to go back to the drawing board. Even the name is awkward and somehow makes me want to take a hot shower. It tastes like a cross between soggy cardboard and seasoned scrotum. I am also not a fan of pork. I was fanatical about Miss Piggy growing up and stopped eating it around age seven. I refuse to participate in anything pertaining to pork unless it used in context as a verb. I would use this in a sentence but I think you got the idea. lol.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Check out circusenvy.com and buy yourself some Circus Envy merchandise! Oh, and fuck you Chuck De Clown! I'm top dog in this circus! (just kidding buddy!)

Lezlie Deane

2011-08-02T16:51:00.003-04:00

Who are you?:

Lezlie is the lead singer of the band Scary Cherry and the Bang Bangs. Also, known in the the horror community as 'Tracy' from 'A Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy's Dead.'

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering- and their answers?

and you are... also what is your name...hahaha!!

2) What celebrity (that you have no ties with) would you blink out of existence if you could? Why?

probably the royal family....so that would be celebrities!

3) If you were on Death Row, what would it be for and what would your last meal be?

human torture to people who abuse animals and children....they would be my last meal!

4) Kharma/Karma - what are your thoughts on it?

it can bite you n the ass!

5) Do you still watch kids movies with no kids around? If so, what's your favourite one?

hell yeah!!! nanny mcphee!!

6) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly one?'

i think i have done that!

7) Do you still own an address book/book with written addresses and phone numbers?

a little black one that i keep hidden...

8) Do you think you cuss entirely too much, just enough, or not enough throughout your normal day?

FUCK!!!! are you kidding me?!

9) What's the most awkward question you can remember being asked by a fan or interviewer?

off the top of my head, i cant think of one...it's hard to make me feel awkward..

10) What song would you consider to be your absolute guiltiest pleasure?

any bee gees....hahahha

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

come listen to my band! we are Scary Cherry and the Bang Bangs!! you can find us on facebook, i tunes, jango, reverbnation and also at scarycherry.com!! give a listen and become our friend....we wanna LOVE YOU TO DEATH!

Words from me: I've known Lezlie for about a year and she's, by far, one of the funnest people to hang out with - without being one of those overwhelming kinds of personalities. And, yes, you should check out the band- and, if possible, catch them at a live show. DEFINITELY worth seeing them perform.

Mike Holman

2011-08-01T16:15:00.001-04:00

Who are you?:

Mike Holman- Being a complete asshole. Mtvs Jackass.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of being asked- and their answers?

Do I know Bam. What Jackass Movie I was in.

2) What's the most embarrassing job you've ever had (in or out of 'the industry')?

Did a commercial for a dance studio. they made me look gay to appeal to the gay community. pretty ming.

3) Are you obsessive/OCD about anything?

Almost everything in my life.. i have weird tourettes arm tics and my life revolves around patterns and colors. really a disturbing life..

4) Have you ever had the pleasure of running into a door, wall, window, screen door, or sliding door?

Quite often. who hasnt. next question.

5) If you were on Death Row- what would it be for and what would your last meal be?

Id probably be in for some ridiculously brutal murder of a bunch of people... like. ive thought about this several times.. literally cross country trekking and killing everyone thats annoyed me. wait.. just kidding >.>

6) What trend in recent films are you sick of seeing?

Zombies. Especially in local films. its over.. stop.
I also am starting to despise the smarmy Ryan Reynolds types. i hate those guys in real life and on screen...

7) If another 'Classic Monster' film (Dracula, Frankenstein, Phantom of the Opera, Black Lagoon, Mummy, etc..) were being made again, which monster do you think you'd be best for and why?

Id make a brilliant Godzilla. Dont ask.

8) Do you ever give money to the homeless people holding signs on freeway off-ramps or street corners? Why or why not?

No. Ive given a few food.. I think thats mostly a big scam. Fuck those lazy people. Its easy to hustle.

9) What song would you consider to be your guiltiest pleasure?

Bad Romance- Lady Gaga.

10) Is there a person out there, when you see them, it's instantly a shitty day?

Several persons. in fact.. see question number 5.

Words from me: Mike is relatively new to my universe. I haven't tormented him quite enough just yet. He still has some training to do. PS- he's very affectionate and likes his leg humped. Remember that for any events you catch him at. :)

Rick McCallum

2011-08-01T15:42:00.003-04:00

Who are you?:

John the silent hunter in Hatchet 2, Co Founder with Kane Hodder of the Hollywood Ghost Hunters, and yes, that was us on Ghost Adventures..

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering- and, their answers?

No I'm not the Star Wars producer, even though we have the same name..and no, I don't know that famous actor is gay..wouldn't tell you if I did..

2) If you had the power, what celebrity would you blink out of existence? Why?

Aunt Jemima, she makes me fat..or Steven Seagal..

3) What's a few of your biggest pet-peeves, or in the words of George Carlin, 'psychotic fuckin' hatreds?'

People who cut me off on the highway, and litterbugs..

4) What grosses you out?

Snakes, snakes!

5) How did you feel about wearing that shiny, silver mini skirt and halter top?

I felt like a whole new person, when I got home from the set, I ran a bubble bath, lit a bunch of candles, lined the floor with rose petals, and had some real me time.

6) If you could have a love scene with any celebrity- who would it be?

Heather Locklear, if she would remove the restraining order.

7) Was there any time where you were so pissed off, you caused damage to an inanimate object?

I have caused enough damage to inanimate objects to fix the national debt..I blame it on low blood sugar.

8) What's your recurring nightmare?

I have this nightmare where I am selected to be a judge in the Naked Bisexual Fitness Model Jump Rope Contest..when I show up, they put right in the front row..The stage lights go down, and the contestants run out..the lights come on..and it's the men's division..wait, it gets worse..all the contestants are really trying to impress me by getting as close as they can, because I'm the ONLY JUDGE.

9) If you could have anyone in the celebrity world to back you up in a fight, who would you choose? Why?

Easy answer Kane( Jason Voorhees) Hodder, or Jack Bauer from 24.

10) What do YOU consider to be the root of all evil?

The root of all evil? Bikini bottoms.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

check out www.hollywoodghosthunters.com

Words from me: I've known Rick for....I don't even remember for how long. Feels like forever (in a good way). He's one of those 'too nice' people, too, but he thinks he's mean. Pfft. Also, one those awesome story tellers, has a lot of one-liners, jokes and awkward sentences. One of the very very few people that I actually don't mind talking to on the phone (talking on the phone is the bane of my existence).

Jeff 'Wickedbeard' Cochran

2011-08-01T15:24:00.004-04:00

Who are you?:

I am known for my metal armor work and my ability to create an effective realistic costumes for pennies on the dollar.

1) What are the top two questions you're sick of answering- and, their answers?

When did I start costuming, and how much it costs to make em.I really do not have an accurate answer for either question.

2) What's something you had as a kid that you think today's kids are missing out on?

Farrell's ice cream parlor. Put's Cold Stone to shame.

3) Would you say you're a friendly person?

Some say I am too friendly....until I get behind the wheel of the car, then everybody sucks!!!lolol

4) Is there another celebrity that people say you look like?

Apparently I look like Toby Kieth.lol

5) What trend in recently made films are you sick of seeing?

excessive use of CGI and 3D

6) Has there ever been an occasion that you were so pissed off, you caused damage to an inanimate object? Elaborate, please?

When my DVD player is being an asshole, and will not play and I just wanna throw it out the window.

7) What is something your parent/guardian told you when you were a kid and when you grew up, realized it was a lie?

Money doesn't buy happiness.......Give me a couple million and see if I can't prove that theory wrong.lol

8) Would you ever go into a strip club with a sign that read '12 hot chicks and 1 ugly one' JUST to see the 'ugly 1?'

You would almost have to don't ya.lol

9) How long do you think you could tolerate life without a cell phone in your possession?

I would be just fine. I barely talk on it as is, and I hate texting.I would miss the apps though.hahaha
Take away my TV though and I'll kill ya.haha

10) Is there a store you would be completely lost without?

2 actually.....Wal-mart, and Home Depot.

Shameless self promotion/shout outs/any last words:

Make sure to check out my site ..www.wickedbeardcreations.com, and add me up on FB.Tons of new outfits in the works !!
Also looking forward to working with my new friends over at Crossover Paranormal. It is going to be another awesome chapter in the Wickedbeard saga.
Shout out to my beautiful Girlfriend/interviewer.... I love you with all my heart and soul, and to my family(hi mom) friends and fans...Thank you from the bottom of my heart .without all of you to enjoy it, and support me, my work as an impersonator would be a fruitless endeavor.
Make sure to come see me at The Scarefest , and Days of the Dead each and every year.

Words from me: So, to get this thing started, yes, I did Jeff's first, because I love him more than you. :) He deserves to be first, cause he has to deal with me. -I- tell him that he's 'too friendly' because I'm a heinous, mean beast and I know it - I'm proud of it, damn it. We met on MySpace (yes, MySpace) two and a half years ago and I've been a fan since. I get to witness (and, occasionally step on sharp pieces) of the magic that he creates with his costumes and armor, daily. His creativity never ceases to amaze me. BTW, -nothing- is better than Cold Stone. Just sayin'....

The Negative

Raine Brown

Jessica Cameron

Marie Grace Stephens

*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Diva of the Dead and Nightmare Man

Bianca Barnett

Mike Aloisi

Tuesday Knight

Dave reda

Amanda Dyar

Walter Koenig

Juan Carlos (J.C.) Baez

Aron Houdini

Lito Velasco

Kitsie Duncan

Ari Lehman

Ted Alderman

Todd Farmer

Amy Steel

R.A. Mihailoff

Nick Principe

Gustavo Ortega aka Robert Pendergraft

Mike Christopher

Patty Wright

Eric Stuart

Richard John Walters

Kitty Zombie

Circus Envy

Lezlie Deane

Mike Holman

Rick McCallum

Jeff 'Wickedbeard' Cochran

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep